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. by VirginMaryFucka(op): 10:31pm On Feb 10, 2024*

Re: . by Expanse2020(m): 7:53am On Feb 11, 2024

VirginMaryFucka:
What will it look like?

Curriculum Vitae

Name: Jesus Christ

Contact Information:
Address: Kingdom of Heaven, Beyond Time and Space
Email: JesusChrist@heaven.com

Experience:
Fed 5000 people with 2 loafs of bread and 2 fishes
Walked on water

Why you no wan add he turned water to booze for people to be happy to his Experience

Re: . by VirginMaryFucka(op): 12:15pm On Feb 11, 2024

Expanse2020:
Why you no wan add he turned water to booze for people to be happy to his Experience

And also turning a fish to an ATM

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