₦airaland Forum

EyeCumInPeace:
Under this Tinubulation, any living thing that has sufficient meat automatically qualities as stomach infrastructure.

Funny enough, the Tinubulation is still in the Balablu stage. By the time we get to Bulaba, fellow humans may qualify as stomach infrastructure.

What do you expect from a clueless president. The worst is yet to come. And for all those blinded by religion and tribe please get set for the worst senseless and clueless government ever in the history of Nigeria. Renewed hope my foot

God1000:
Endangered species are meant to be preserved

The governor should have called wildlife conservationists instead, we need to do away with this african mentality

You dey mind all those senseless people calling themselves leaders. Those who push for sharia are hypocrites and shouldn't be allow to lead anyone. Have u ever wondered why Iran and the Emirates are different. Na Sense. One has it and the other don't. Anything una see una go eat.

Praxis758:
That’s a calculated strategy to smuggle in Alpha Betta.

Alpha betta reloaded

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/im-not-thinking-about-2027-election-now-tinubu/

I agree sir. But the people eating under you from the puppet Senate president to the lowest in your government are thinking about it for you. It's NOT because you did well,, It's called SELFISH INTEREST. So don't get it twisted.

Afonja44:
Tinubu is like Satan
He will give with one hand and take with the other

Very true. But did tinubu take his daughter? Pls I'm lost here.

ObosiLandlord:
Everybody already knows this is how it will end, even Wike himself knows.

Anybody that's not happy should go to court

The Senate must fast track the bill that will make a new federal agency be in charge of holding LG elections all over Nigeria

Not a bad thought though. But the people to be in charge will they be Nigerians or angels from heaven. That's where the problem is. Even the angels can become corrupt when they get to Nigeria.

Morbeta11:
https://smallbusinessbonfire.com/if-you-really-want-to-become-a-confident-speaker-say-goodbye-to-these-10-habits/

No 4 is for the Nigerian president (current and previous) He can't say happy birthday without a pre composed note.

richmond500:
Aswear, the court has ordered the police to not get involved in the election process. So anyone found around RISEIC who wears police uniform is an imposter

So now that the court has ordered the police not to get involved that means crime can be overlooked. What a shame in this corn tree anything can happen. APC is going to destroy Nigeria without remedy.

Franzinni:
Now that is how it suppose to be done right there ....

Another apology you need to give is for saying you saw your mansion in heaven


Or else I will send VDM to you, you know the fear of VDM is the beginning of shaky legs

Oga pastor You have many things to apologize about.

Deefirm:
Wike is shameless! This present IGP might happen to be the worst we'll likely have in this country. BAT administration is becoming a total mess by the day, he pays blind eyes and deaf ears to all the wrongdoings of his cronies, and you call that a leader?

When your master makes you I.G you have to follow his instructions. We don't have an I.G.P what we have is TINUBU'S slave boy

chatinent:
The imposters should be shot on sight.

Did you do that, Fubara?

Exactly oooo. I concur

InfoGuru118:
https://news360ng.com/fubara-foils-attempt-to-hijack-electoral-materials-ahead-of-rivers-lg-poll/

Dressed in police uniform which means they are not police they are impersonating the police. Huum if I were fubara I would have shot them so that he who sent them would feel it.

Racoon:
Nice one! Israel eliminated Hassan Khalil Yassin, who replaced Hassan Nasrallah hours ago..This breaks the Guinness world record for the shortest tenure as the head of a terrorist organization. Isreal defense force will continue to mercilessly eliminate all the terrorists leaders and their allies. Meanwhile, these are being treated with kid's gloves back here.

They (terrorists) are kings in Nigeria. While kidnappers are princes.

Themandator:
Many don't have blockos and eyes right now ...a big burden for Hezbollah
Thousand of them

What I don't understand is... You slap soldier do you expect him to be looking at you? Na then go find Israel trouble. They called for this upon themselves.

You don't joke with Israel. They moved from mobile phones to pagers. Israel blew the pagers right in their pockets. Haaaa

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/blame-buhari-for-current-economic-hardship-cbn/

If no be say u dey MARD. How can you say such? Didn't you guys know the job you were getting into?

snowball11:
Achievements only the idiots that voted your ass into power can see!

Idiotic idiot!

Even the idiots are complaining more.

If a child eats will he be hungry? Does anyone need to tell a blind man that it's raining? Baba you don't need anyone to announce your achievements. We know them already and we know your priorities too. Na you fit Nigerians. I said it when you started campaign that fuel will be sold at 500, how much is it now? I'm saying it again that before the end of your 4 years the same fuel will be sold officially at 2,000 per liter. Anyway thank you sir.

NgeneUkwenu:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/4pPjqwsM7iwduwfv/?mibextid=oFDknk

I hereby congratulate the new governor of Edo State. Adams oshomole and his errand boy Monday Opesomething. Well done sirs....

CandyOps:
Ordinary small shege for Episode 1 na him You wan off yourself? Lol you must see the full season with your eyes o.

But ebdey annoying. because FG go still charge the guy go court cos na crime to attempt suicide. Him go just dey vex in 2 ways

He no ready for suicide. Who ready for jump then pray for fisher men to save am.

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdNJysTf4M?si=f5qy7MwjA75Fd-Ah

Popular nigerian chef Hilda Baci celebrated her 29th birthday yesterday

Good luck with your virginity. Pls remember to go to the bank and collect some cash with it. Also make sure you say I'm a chosen 3 times when you get there. Thank me later.

daveP:
Nollywood legends

Almost 7/10 always have one ailment or need for surgery or just in misery. What's going on really? Lifestyle or just life happening to them? Or powers that be?

Nothing is happening. It's time. When we were growing up all we knew were birthday parties and all. After a while we'll know graduation parties. Then we'll begin to see weddings. After weddings we'll see baby dedications and later naming ceremonies of the babies. But a time will come we'll start seeing sickness and deaths. You don't expect a child to be asking what's going on in Nollywood cause he will only see the fun side of it. It's a circle bro so pls brace up. Life is a circle.

Omooba77:
https://dailytrust.com/tinubus-govt-inherited-hardship-from-buharis-administration-emir/

I don't blame all of you. He knew the job he was looking for, so don't come and tell u that the job is hard or has been destroyed by a previous administration (your own people) and now you are blaming buhari. All of you are sick.

Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/09/15/tinubu-gives-each-minister-1200-bags-rice-distribute-palliatives-amid-food-scarcity

After that what next?

2ndchildhood:
Its true. My gas and fuel has not finished for the past 2 years s since I placed a Chosen stickers on my car and cylinder..

It's true I swear. Even me too since I placed the chosen sticker on my car,house and wallet. I don't know how miracle money keeps entering my wallet (USD). My fuel hasn't run dry either. All hail chosen.

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2EnVFSlcso?si=IeJMyfsMaT_R_O50

Can I test my own gun on your G.O ?

EvilMerodack:


We finally have a very assertive and a no-nonsense leader in Nigeria

Thanks to the security cooperatives for this system cleansing

You cant hide in cooperate offices, holding official positions and be sponsoring and covertly supporting terrorism

God Bless PBAT

I still would love to know how much they pay people like you to defend them online? Since there are no jobs maybe I can get paid too. Pls DM me. Thanks. God bless BAT presido for life.

Ayjay44:
Pls advise.
For work and going about daily activities. Is the car recommended. I heard it’s 40mil. Is that true

No. Pls buy a private jet it's cheaper and economical.

A young lady huum Nigeria funny o. Una sure say no be say the guy dey complain about APC government? Lady no get name, lady no get tribe. Anyway I don send plenty porn so I dey wait for my own arrest.

OneCandleAway:
He probably was a honest man who didn't engage in corrupt practice hence he retired poor

No. He was paid peanuts but in the record a huge amount was recorded. Typical of Nigeria.

Nonexisting1:
Wetin he design, green white green? Like Mungo Park discovered river Niger weh don dey exist before they born his ancestors.
Rip to papa though.

Hahahaha u be clown. I beg help us redesign tinubu face like Mike Tyson. I'll personally pay u wella.

calabaman:
Hmm.

Demanding ransom from the family of the girl whom you had already killed.

Now it's attempted rape and murder.

Your punishment won't end here on earth and I pray you get raped everyday of your miserable life in jail.

I pray he gets the death sentence too.