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CandyOps:
Ordinary small shege for Episode 1 na him You wan off yourself? Lol you must see the full season with your eyes o.

But ebdey annoying. because FG go still charge the guy go court cos na crime to attempt suicide. Him go just dey vex in 2 ways

He no ready for suicide. Who ready for jump then pray for fisher men to save am.

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUdNJysTf4M?si=f5qy7MwjA75Fd-Ah

Popular nigerian chef Hilda Baci celebrated her 29th birthday yesterday

Good luck with your virginity. Pls remember to go to the bank and collect some cash with it. Also make sure you say I'm a chosen 3 times when you get there. Thank me later.

daveP:
Nollywood legends

Almost 7/10 always have one ailment or need for surgery or just in misery. What's going on really? Lifestyle or just life happening to them? Or powers that be?

Nothing is happening. It's time. When we were growing up all we knew were birthday parties and all. After a while we'll know graduation parties. Then we'll begin to see weddings. After weddings we'll see baby dedications and later naming ceremonies of the babies. But a time will come we'll start seeing sickness and deaths. You don't expect a child to be asking what's going on in Nollywood cause he will only see the fun side of it. It's a circle bro so pls brace up. Life is a circle.

Omooba77:
https://dailytrust.com/tinubus-govt-inherited-hardship-from-buharis-administration-emir/

I don't blame all of you. He knew the job he was looking for, so don't come and tell u that the job is hard or has been destroyed by a previous administration (your own people) and now you are blaming buhari. All of you are sick.

Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/09/15/tinubu-gives-each-minister-1200-bags-rice-distribute-palliatives-amid-food-scarcity

After that what next?

2ndchildhood:
Its true. My gas and fuel has not finished for the past 2 years s since I placed a Chosen stickers on my car and cylinder..

It's true I swear. Even me too since I placed the chosen sticker on my car,house and wallet. I don't know how miracle money keeps entering my wallet (USD). My fuel hasn't run dry either. All hail chosen.

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2EnVFSlcso?si=IeJMyfsMaT_R_O50

Can I test my own gun on your G.O ?

EvilMerodack:


We finally have a very assertive and a no-nonsense leader in Nigeria

Thanks to the security cooperatives for this system cleansing

You cant hide in cooperate offices, holding official positions and be sponsoring and covertly supporting terrorism

God Bless PBAT

I still would love to know how much they pay people like you to defend them online? Since there are no jobs maybe I can get paid too. Pls DM me. Thanks. God bless BAT presido for life.

Ayjay44:
Pls advise.
For work and going about daily activities. Is the car recommended. I heard it’s 40mil. Is that true

No. Pls buy a private jet it's cheaper and economical.

A young lady huum Nigeria funny o. Una sure say no be say the guy dey complain about APC government? Lady no get name, lady no get tribe. Anyway I don send plenty porn so I dey wait for my own arrest.

OneCandleAway:
He probably was a honest man who didn't engage in corrupt practice hence he retired poor

No. He was paid peanuts but in the record a huge amount was recorded. Typical of Nigeria.

Nonexisting1:
Wetin he design, green white green? Like Mungo Park discovered river Niger weh don dey exist before they born his ancestors.
Rip to papa though.

Hahahaha u be clown. I beg help us redesign tinubu face like Mike Tyson. I'll personally pay u wella.

calabaman:
Hmm.

Demanding ransom from the family of the girl whom you had already killed.

Now it's attempted rape and murder.

Your punishment won't end here on earth and I pray you get raped everyday of your miserable life in jail.

I pray he gets the death sentence too.

Legalaffairs:
Mark my words. He will come back to be enrolled on the political chain behind the drug lord. He just boosted his CV.

That is the experience they count on here if you must work with the drug lord politically.

Very true That's Nigeria for you where drug lords and fraud stars rule

[quote author=Newlymarried post=131840835][/quote]You can as well marry the tree.

iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/were-proposing-law-to-increase-vat-to-10-presidential-tax-cmtee/

I'm not surprised at all. I have seen all these coming from the day tinubu said he's contesting. They have no clues and no options on how to run the country. All they know is ripping the citizens and taxing them in every area.

GreatrAnalyst:
This thing will get to a conclusion soon.

Misrule in the name of governing, and never welcoming criticism of your bestial rule and maladministration, someday highest power will prove to you that you are indeed a mortal

Amen. And I pray it happens fast cause this man own don too much.

OALandAgents:
Not just "Herdsmen" but also, IPOB, BokoHaram, "Bandits", "Unknown Gunmen", ESN have been killing and kidnapping people daily. Yet Tinubu is only efficiently tracking and arresting protestors and journalists.

Please I'm just concerned, has any terrorist, herdsmen or kidnapper been arrested in this regime? I'm just confused. Or are they government workers.

Unfortunately this is the Nigeria we have found ourselves today under the so called APC government. It's a very big shame on the president. This regime is a dictatorship one, worse than abacha.

They are asking if he received funds regarding the protest; what about those who received funds from people in power to protest against the protesters. This government are just going to make things worse, I wonder how Mr. Tinubu plans to contest in 2027. Anyway I know he's already planning the worse election rigging ever. He should be ready to kill Nigerians. In all this oga president remember say na God dey give life.

Do you know where he is? Have you heard or spoken to him? Also.you don't know any of his friends, family etc? This is quite funny and unclear. Anyway good luck on finding ur olumide.

WriterNig:
Where are those 🤡 that swore that Russia cannot enter or attack a NATO country? Or is this not an attack?

Russian missiles and drones have been hitting NATO countries since 2022. And what does NATO do? They issue out statements telling Russia to be responsible lol

Even the Baltic Sea area have been experiencing severe GPS jamming by Russia, forcing Finland, Sweden and co to suspend some flights due to GPS interference. Ships on the Baltic Sea nearly collide into each other due to the jamming. But NATO does a really great job at hiding it from the public.

Those that know Russia very well, know that Russia doesn't rush into taking action. They play the long game, slow and steady. Russia will punish NATO for it's crimes for decades to come.

The United States is lucky it does not share a land border with Russia. It's so called "super power" status would have been put to test by Russia.

U seem to have so much confidence in Russia. Don't be quick to. I think you should Google how many countries are in NATO. Because I no wan fight no mean say u get power pass me..

Savenigeria2023:
The very day Nigerian people get tired, all these rubbish will stop and a lot of these criminals in power will pay with their lives

That's a fact from you. Remember there were also protesters who came out to protest that there shouldn't be a protest. Nigeria na funny place sha. Sometimes I feel like waking up from the dream called Nigeria

symbianDON:
When will they freeze accounts link to inflated petrol subsidy payments?

What about account of government officials who stole funds, terrorist and kidnappers linked account. Huum. These people are very funny. They act like they are not ready to leave office in 2027. Nigerians should brace up for the worst.

Bobloco:
Tinubu is now criminalizing the same protests he and his allies engaged in during the Goodluck Jonathan government. 

It shall never be well with those who worked, supported, and encouraged this calamitous and draconian Tinubu regime. In fact, it's already not well with them.

Soon they will start criminalizing social media. And we call this a democratic government. This is worse than abacha the so called dictator. I hate this APC government especially under TINUBU.

Cynthiacute25:
Actress Queeneth Agbor Shares Horrifying Experience With Ride-hailing Driver



Watch video
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_DSTbjui0k/?igsh=MWs1aXE4dDM2cnMyYg==

This story no make sense. Driving and masturbating huum. And and a kid were in the car. Huum. Did u take any pics? Did u report the driver? Something doesn't feel right

lildush:
You have spoken well. May u succeed in all your endeavors...

Amen. Thanks

ARISHEM:
But money was paid and gifts were given in exchange.


They added by saying they rescued them tactically and professionally. They should at least describe how the mission impossible became possible by describing what happened to the kidnappers. Shey they put them to flight ni or they showed them mercy

Are you trying to undermine my Nigerian police force? I don't like it o. They said they were tactically released or don't you know what that means. Nigerian police appeared then use juju to make the kidnappers sleep while they escaped with the hostages. Nigerian police don't like to kill or harm kidnappers and terrorists because Christ said we should not kill. ALL HAIL THE NIGERIAN POLICE.

sigeo:
Probably the abductors gave their lives to Jesus and released them abi...... Continue

No they gave their lives to Mohammed.

nairalandkachy1:
Muyiwa Adejobi (Police Spokesperson)

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8187062/gunmen-abduct-over-20-nigerian#131535648

I fit swear for all of una. U guys think we are stupid right? So u walked into the kidnappers den took out the hostages and walked out. WOW THATS INDEED A MIRACLE. No one was harmed no gun shots, no pictures. Men I love this move. It's really a James Bond series you all are acting in Nigeria.

lildush:
Am surprised that our daddy adeboye is silent now. He protested during Jonathan Regime. Wen life was better and sweeter. We're is he now. ? Is it because it's a Yoruba man that is rulling now? Or wat? I don't understand.. I don't talk about men of God in this manner but I can't keep this on my mind anymore. God come and save us ...😭😭😭😭

Stop calling anyone men of God. We are all men of God including Muslims. Just say pastor or evangelist. That men of God people call them makes them feel like they are next to God.

Kukutenla:
You're almost on all threads writing absolute rubbish to defend govt or ridicule cogent criticisms
Is this a job or pure foolishness
If it's a job, apply sense na
If it's just foolishness, receive sense!!

It's a job, APC pay people to be stupid. They pay them to defend anything no matter how it looks. They pay people to come in public and try to tell you that black is white. Don't you see how many of them come on Arise TV to fool themselves.

Racoon:
-#160B exotic cars for NASS.
-#150B for a new presidential jet.
-#5B for a luxury presidential yatch.
-#21B for renovation of the VP lodge.
-#Unknown billion for motorcade tires.
-#90B to subsidize religious hajj pilgrimage.
-#12B for Olympics carnival jamboree with nothing to show for it.
-#Unknown billions for UNGA including the inclusion of his children to NY. All these corruption are in billions and still counting.

Meanwhile, this is a government that is complaining of meeting an empty treasure and a bastardized economy. This is the same government telling the pauperized citizens of a bleeding nation they have weaponised poverty to be afflicting some more to stop protesting and tighten their belts for more economic impact.

Some FUULS will still attack you and defend the useless government. See wetin tribe and religion dey cause. We never see anything yet. The worst is yet to come. Oya religious bigots make una say God forbid.