A father puts his three year old
daughter to
bed, tells her a story den listened to
her prayer
which she ended by saying: 'God
bless
Mommy, God bless Daddy, God
bless
Grandma, and good-bye
Grandpa.'
The father asked, 'Why did you
say good-
bye grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't know
daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to say.'
The next day grandpa died. The
father
thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later he
put the girl to
bed and listened to her prayers
which went
like this: 'God bless Mommy, God
Bless
Daddy and Good-bye Grandma.'
The next day the grandmother
died.
'Oh my gosh' thought the father,
'this kid is
in contact with the other side.'
Several weeks later when the girl
was going
to bed the dad heard her say:
'God bless
Mommy and good-bye Daddy.'
He practically went into shock. He
couldn't
sleep all night and got up at the
crack of
dawn to go to his office. He was
nervous as
a cat all day, had lunch sent in
and watched
the clock. He figured if he could
get by until
midnight he would be okay. He
felt safe in
the office, so instead of going
home at the
end of the day he stayed there,
drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at
every sound. Finally midnight
arrived; he
breathed a sigh of relief and
went home.
When he got home his wife
asked, 'I've
never seen you work so late,
what's the
matter?'
He said, 'I don't want to talk
about it, I've
just spent the worst day of my
life.'
She replied, 'you think you had a
bad day?,
you'll never believe what
happened to me.
This morning the gardener
dropped dead in
our backyard while I was
watching!
WHO’S THE DADDY?

Nice rerun joke.
Seen it before.
Still nice.

me

ode remo:

Nice rerun joke.
Seen it before.
Still nice.

my bad

U want me to start reading yo comprehension

Ajibel:

U want me to start reading yo comprehension

dats if u can even read!

Sorry Bro. Dat hurt

nice joke