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Hell Is Better by ObiomaA: 2:04pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams Oh my God, "says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !" |
Re: Hell Is Better by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 1:43am On Nov 14, 2011 |
*winks* |
Re: Hell Is Better by Ajibel(m): 9:25am On Nov 14, 2011 |
Runs out of thread |
Re: Hell Is Better by dadicvila(m): 12:06pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
:d :d |
Re: Hell Is Better by Nobody: 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Seen this, Nice though |
Re: Hell Is Better by oderemo(m): 4:46pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Well well, tht is nice yoke mehn. |
Re: Hell Is Better by ObiomaA: 5:22pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
;d :d |
Re: Hell Is Better by Agybabe(f): 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Seriously I don't understand this joke. Can someone please explain to me? |
Re: Hell Is Better by ARareGem(f): 9:45pm On Nov 14, 2011 |
Agy, just re-read the joke again, slowly. You got it now? Funny. |
Re: Hell Is Better by Agybabe(f): 6:12am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Now I get it. Never took time to read it. Funny. |
Re: Hell Is Better by lilkech(m): 6:46am On Nov 15, 2011 |
This goes to show that women are better equiped for hell than men |
Re: Hell Is Better by Nobody: 4:21pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
this is funny |
Re: Hell Is Better by toygod2: 12:32am On Aug 08, 2012 |
funny |
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