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Fruits by ObiomaA(op): 2:07pm On Nov 13, 2011

There were three friends Chris,
John and Keith, who decided one
sunny day to go for a walk in the
forest. After a while they realized
that they were lost. And before
they knew it they were captured
by cannibals. The cannibal king
told them that the only way they
could survive from the cannibals
was to pass the trial. The frist
step of the trial was to go into
the forest with the cannibals and
get ten pieces of the same kind
of fruit. So they thought that was
easy enough, and all three
friends went their separate ways
to gather fruits.
Chris came back first and said to
the king. " I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the next
part of the trial to him. You have
to shove the fruits up your ass
without any expression on your
face or you will be eaten. The
first apple went in, but on the
second one he screamed out
with pain, so he was killed and
went to heaven.
Then John arrived and shows the
king his ten fruits which were
berries. When the king explained
the trial to him, he thought to
himself that this should be a
piece of cake.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, on the
ninth berry he burst out in
laughter, therfore he was also
killed.
After a while Chris and John met
in heaven. Then Chris asked John,
" Why did you laugh?, you almost
got away with it!"
Chris replied, " I know, I couldn't
help it. I was doing fine when all
of a sudden Keith showed up
with all those watermelons!"