Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to g☺ to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby. cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick. them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter A. drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate. and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing. corpse at the. cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice. continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u, Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “ Hey, What about the two at the gate?". Nairalanders, come see marathon , even the priest almost pass church. gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet, ℓ☺ℓ.

lmao

̶̲̥̅̊ nyyc one u r coming up

why is the joke nowhere to be found?

Visit an optician for correcting lens so as to enable u see the joke.

Next comment please!

is dis section so full of copy-copy/pirates. posting this joke dat is as old as methuselah.

THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH . . . THIS JOKE AND MY FORE FATHERS USED TO DRAG 'WHO SENIOR PASS' FOR VILLAGE MEETING THAT DECADE

POSTER PLEASE UPDATE YOUR JOKES TO SUIT OUR MENTALITIES OKAY

Dis Joke is as old as the Poster herself, I have seen it several times and it seems to be as dry as Sahara desert,

*Hisses loudly and goes back to sleep*

Ok agybabe am just returning from the optician's place,what next?

⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ all of una wey they run mouth
As for u, wetin optician tell u?

he said you should give me ya yim

See mugu

I think sey u no like woman

Abeg make una п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ laugh

ok agybaby add me,
kingsley_ezeala@yahoo.com
we need to talk!

Add M̶̲̅ε̲̣ first

^^
shuo,
wetin i go use add you na??

ok agybabe,
got you now,lets go there!

Shey for fb?

nah,
on yahoo messenger.
No be me and Fb abeg.
Their wahala too much.