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Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 7:00pm On Dec 03, 2011
Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to g☺ to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby. cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick. them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter A. drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate. and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing. corpse at the. cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice. continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u, Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “ Hey, What about the two at the gate?". Nairalanders, come see marathon , even the priest almost pass church. gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet, ℓ☺ℓ.
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Afam4eva(m): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2011
lmao
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 03, 2011
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Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2011
why is the joke nowhere to be found?
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 8:52pm On Dec 03, 2011
Visit an optician for correcting lens so as to enable u see the joke.

Next comment please!
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by bright007(f): 10:19pm On Dec 03, 2011
is dis section so full of copy-copy/pirates. posting this joke dat is as old as methuselah.
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by lilkech(m): 11:38pm On Dec 03, 2011
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH . . . THIS JOKE AND MY FORE FATHERS USED TO DRAG 'WHO SENIOR PASS' FOR VILLAGE MEETING THAT DECADE

POSTER PLEASE UPDATE YOUR JOKES TO SUIT OUR MENTALITIES OKAY
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by bunmioguns(m): 2:08am On Dec 04, 2011
Dis Joke is as old as the Poster herself, I have seen it several times and it seems to be as dry as Sahara desert,

*Hisses loudly and goes back to sleep*
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 8:04am On Dec 04, 2011
Ok agybabe am just returning from the optician's place,what next?
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 8:39pm On Dec 04, 2011
⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ all of una wey they run mouth
As for u, wetin optician tell u?
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 12:04am On Dec 05, 2011
he said you should give me ya yim
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by StudioCFR(m): 5:06am On Dec 05, 2011
See mugu

I think sey u no like woman
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 7:09pm On Dec 08, 2011
Abeg make una п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ laugh
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 7:12pm On Dec 08, 2011
ok agybaby add me,
kingsley_ezeala@yahoo.com
we need to talk!
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2011
Add M̶̲̅ε̲̣ first
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 10:58pm On Dec 10, 2011
^^
shuo,
wetin i go use add you na??
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 12:43am On Dec 11, 2011
ok agybabe,
got you now,lets go there!
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by Agybabe(f): 12:57pm On Dec 11, 2011
Shey for fb?
Re: Distribution At The Cementry by mikuz(m): 1:49pm On Dec 11, 2011
nah,
on yahoo messenger.
No be me and Fb abeg.
Their wahala too much.

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