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Total by k10: 7:54pm On Dec 13, 2011
Mrs Patience Dame Jonathan went out for drinks with some of the top women. After a few hours of drinking, she called the waiter to bring their bill: Mrs Jonathan #10,400 Ngozi okonjo iweala #10,250 Dora Akunyili #10,450 Hajia Yar'adua #10,200. TOTAL. #41,300 She says: "I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself (#41,300) cos I didn't invite her, after all she owns a lot of petrol stations
Re: Total by tayoast(m): 8:14pm On Dec 13, 2011
:d
Re: Total by StudioCFR(m): 8:19pm On Dec 13, 2011
weldone mr poster. . . Lol
Re: Total by Nobody: 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2011
nyc joke at poster grin grin
Re: Total by mikuz(m): 12:39am On Dec 14, 2011
seen it before.
Re: Total by bright007(f): 8:11am On Dec 14, 2011
*exits thread*

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Plz Name Them. / Leave Am 4 Who? / If It Was You What Will You Do? Be Sincere Please Lol

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