₦airaland Forum

Efuah
hello dear, how was your nite?
I just saw sauce's offer and its not bad at all.
What do you think?

yeah somze, my nice was cool, thx.

sauce said we shd meet him at Central Cemetary 12midnight sharp.
wht do ya think

I dont think its a good idea. he should meet us in our usual location and bring the goods

I think I've made up my mind.

Am paying for Niceuzor's head how much is it?

lol crazy how will you pay na? Gosh!! What's this head all out

CK welcome, somze will be here soon to give u the price, n then we will talk about the delivery

uzor, your head is already wt us am wondering which one u're using now

efuah have you forgotten that he’s a Benin boy; those people are terrible. I hope his head won’t cause me any problems o!

Anyway let me contact my herbalist babalawo first so we can begin the money ritual immediately.

Crazy
No need for your herbalist
Efuah and I saw a nice toyota land cruiser jeep on the internet and we'd love to get that, the price is $40k.
So bring that amount and the head is yours for keeps

[size=15pt]40K [/size]

drops dead

This is a bust      


You are all arrested for dealing in contraband goods.

Hands up and file out one by one !!!

Any wrong move  talk may be against you because you are surrounded.

 

^{peeps in}

mishooo, i wonder which police force u join o
some of our supplier r police men we've license so dnt waste ur time
u can also supply us if u want . . . but run fast, lest our buyer may choose ur head too

CK, y now? u better get up o, we dnt need cheque, CASH!! is wht we're after

zignor dnt peep again, or else . . . .

In that case, can you recruit me then.

_{talks to self}

If you can beat them at least you can join them

mishoo, give us ur particulars, we will send u the recruitment form

Zignorr
what share are you talking about?

mishoo
which kain police u be sef? na only 20 naira we go give you for each head o so bring plenty

somze:
mishoo
which kain police u be sef? na only 20 naira we go give you for each head o so bring plenty

Haba, you think say na so head plenty reach like clothe for Yaba ??

Abeg, if you no fit pay me for pounds, forget am      `

mishoo, bring the heads first, we will then talk of the currency

zignor, what have u done to claim your share? if u want to join, fine.
bring your application letter n your CV, 5yrs experience testimonial in the same business

u should be thanking your stars that the buyer ignored your head

mishooo
oya bring the head as efuah has said and we'd discuss better terms with you

Zignor
u neva do anythin u want money
na wa o