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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook. "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not himself, so I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed soley by his arm."
"Well put," the judge replied with a grin. "Using that same logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's help, he detatched his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

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bin bin, am really taken aback by ur remark. hw body na

^^^
yu shocked by my grading right? i say it as it is and that why my enemies outnumber my hair, but God dey!!!

mustspin,
you are such a good joker,
you funny no be small.
Keep it up.
Infact, make i ring mukina2 to put the joke for front page.
*brings out his iphone5 and flashes mukina2 thrice*

^^^^^lwkmd, 1st, u dey use phone wey dem neva launch but u cum dey flash

mustspin,
u no dey current,
which town you dey sef?

oya tell me which time una release the iphone 5 o

ok