A man just got a new face plant and it made him look younger so he decides to try out his new look when buying a newspaper at a newsstand. He says to the clerk, “Try to guess how old I am” The man says “20?”
“No I’m 40″ says the guy with the face plant.
The man decides to try it out again while at UCHE INVESTMENTS. He asked the lady and she replied with “50″
No I’m actuallu 40″ he says.

So he’s waiting for the bus and an old lady comes by so he asks her how old she thinks he is and she says “Well, I have this thing that I can tell how old a man is by sticking my hands down their pants for 10 minutes. We learnt it in military school.” The guy, trusting her says ok since no one was around” The lady”s hands were down his pants for 10 minute sthen finally she says “You’re 40.”
“How did you do that? How did you know?” asks the man.
the lady replied :“I was standing behind you at UCHE INVESTMENTS”

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