One year a Brazilian lady happened to win the miss world beauty pageantry. And was invited by the organizers of the English Premier League for some ceremonial kickoff after which a gala night followed. At the end of the event, she had the opportunity to express her appreciation. Hear her: "Izz my pleazure to come here today to kickoff ya ball. I will be happy to be available to kickoff ya balls anytime you call me in future."

>>where's the joke?

* carrying a broom *



@op, Pls u see rat wey run pass here na na na?

^sure, the rat appears to be donko********

*carrying a gun*. . . . @ Ekeroyal, where is d Rat. . . I wan shoot dis donkoline down since all dis days, E don tey wey i don dey target am

Ur mates dey use hand catch rat u na gun u dey carry. I shake head 3times 4 u

is this a joke or what?

bunmioguns:

*carrying a gun*. . . . @ Ekeroyal, where is d Rat. . . I wan shoot dis donkoline down since all dis days, E don tey wey i don dey target am

or we can get rate killer, gun's going to create so much awareness.

mikuz:

is this a joke or what?

I was also wondering, maybe in ya balls