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An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man who were lost in a forest n were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The yoruba man came back n said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d, king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The igbo man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king
explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this
should be easy, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The yoruba man n igbo man met in heaven. The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial", the igbo man replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the hausa man coming with Watermelons!! Gud nyt pals

JOKE GRADE: F




REMARK: c n p

DONkollione:
JOKE GRADE: F




REMARK: c n p

na where u com from?

u don start again?

^^

abeg mk u no vex i no know say na u.

@op. Confirm copy and paste.

donkolo, I don suffer 4d headin of ur reply oh, everytime! Which one nah?! How we come take offend ourself?

DONkollione:
^^

abeg mk u no vex i no know say na u.

na so na so, ow dem dose girls wey no com after u don use drug?i guess say na queen booqee

@ booqee, lol

i set am as my default heading . No vex i go dey change am 4rm tym to tym.

lwkmd

u try small. . . . make i laff small . . . . he he

bunmioguns:
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why ur head kan big like this?na ma joke cos am?

otooro:
u try small. . . . make i laff small . . . . he he

me try small?no worry now