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Work by omena555(f): 10:32am On Oct 22, 2007
The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.  undecided

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes. . . 
   cry
Re: Work by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Oct 22, 2007
yeah am facing the comp reading jokes grin grin grin grin

and u ure backing the comp and pasting jokes wid ur arse grin grin grin grin

why dont u first start doing the damn job
Re: Work by Migines(m): 11:29am On Oct 22, 2007
And u are sitting behind ur desk complaining!
Re: Work by mellow(m): 11:44am On Oct 22, 2007
You use the time to do the work to complain.[/color][color=#990000]
Re: Work by ploduwa(m): 12:00pm On Oct 22, 2007
[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]I don't get it, what work are we surposed to be doin, me and you? this joke sucks. The more than 1mil in govt workforce doin what kinda work. Bubbles!!!!!!!!!!!!

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