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Mark Chapter 17 by Mamajama(m): 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2007
Mark Chapter 17

A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next
Sunday,
I am going to preach on the subject of lying. As preparation for my
sermon,
I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.
Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to
read
Mark 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk
to, Mark has only 16 chapters."
Re: Mark Chapter 17 by topeteadr(m): 7:09pm On Oct 23, 2007
Nah.
Re: Mark Chapter 17 by Naijagurly(f): 9:26pm On Oct 23, 2007
heard it before. you are slipping
Re: Mark Chapter 17 by kronkykay(m): 10:58pm On Oct 23, 2007
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Mark Chapter 17 by Migines(m): 12:48am On Oct 24, 2007
Heard it b4, read it b4, and told it b4.
Re: Mark Chapter 17 by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Oct 24, 2007
scorned it before, laffed at it before and now am just smiling grin grin grin

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