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If You Could! by omen(op): 11:23pm On Oct 28, 2007
If You Could!   

     An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.
"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 11:33pm On Oct 28, 2007
@poster

"If you could be creative"reply this yourself", "
Re: If You Could! by sunej(m): 11:48pm On Oct 28, 2007
If only Showbobo could sutup, this thread will make sense.
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 1:16am On Oct 29, 2007
sunej:
If only Showbobo could sutup, this thread will make sense.
hey di*khead.sup with ya??
Re: If You Could! by mimiko(f): 5:19am On Oct 29, 2007
hehehehehehehe
i like it
Re: If You Could! by inxx(m): 6:07am On Oct 29, 2007
showbobo, show me thy joke and i wld respect ur criticizim
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 10:23am On Oct 29, 2007
inxx:
showbobo, show me thy joke and i would respect your criticizim
aint criticizing,just that i've seen it before.and precisely i dont do copy and paste like you guys.
Re: If You Could! by inxx(m): 7:19pm On Oct 29, 2007
u mean like ituen and reddy bear grin
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 8:25pm On Oct 29, 2007
inxx:
u mean like ituen and reddy bear grin
Na you talk so o
Re: If You Could! by ituen(m): 11:59pm On Oct 29, 2007
inxx:
u mean like ituen and reddy bear grin
I'm bidding my time, inxx
Re: If You Could! by topeteadr(m): 12:03am On Oct 30, 2007
@inxx i woun't say anything to u. You're not worth it.
@poster if only u could think wisely you would have done something better with your life.
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 12:08am On Oct 30, 2007
tope easy on this guy.i'm begging on his befool/oops hehalf i mean
Re: If You Could! by ituen(m): 12:18am On Oct 30, 2007
try gettin flogged on his behalf
Re: If You Could! by topeteadr(m): 12:19am On Oct 30, 2007
Hehalf what do you mean.
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 12:35am On Oct 30, 2007
he is half,not even up to a full human being.
Re: If You Could! by kronkykay(m): 2:36am On Oct 30, 2007
u harsh oh
Re: If You Could! by inxx(m): 7:05am On Oct 30, 2007
d truth stinks
Re: If You Could! by iwajay(m): 8:11am On Oct 30, 2007
Yeah like you
Re: If You Could! by topeteadr(m): 9:21am On Oct 30, 2007
Iwajay you are a 100% right.
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 9:48am On Oct 30, 2007
when last did you take your bathe INXX??or maybe its your body odour?? grin grin grin
Re: If You Could! by inxx(m): 6:31pm On Oct 30, 2007
the day i was born. TRUTH STILL STINK
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 6:49pm On Oct 30, 2007
@INXX

sorry jiggaboo.i hear say na even HARPIC be your own MOUTHWASH na true.huhAnyway,i got your picture at last and would share it with follow nairalanders

Re: If You Could! by topeteadr(m): 7:35pm On Oct 30, 2007
Pls say it out.
Re: If You Could! by inxx(m): 8:49pm On Oct 30, 2007
show bobo u 4 just tell us say u wan post the picture of ur grandfather.

no be me b that abeg. that man fine pass jare, u have to pay to view my urgly face
but no metter how hard u guys try u deviate from the issue at stake, it dz'nt stop it from being the truth. and i can c y u run away from the truth, cos it stinks. I AM THE TRUth grin grin
Re: If You Could! by showbobo(m): 8:52pm On Oct 30, 2007
anyway,whats the answer to your meaningless riddle??
Re: If You Could! by Migines(m): 9:06pm On Oct 30, 2007
If u culd read oda posts, u'll delete this one.
Re: If You Could! by Migines(m): 9:07pm On Oct 30, 2007
If u culd read oda posts, u'll delete this one.
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