A wife and her husband were having a dinner
party for all the major figures in Rome,Italy.
The wife was very excited about this and
wanted everything to be perfect. At the very
last minute, she realized that she didn't have
any snails for her dinner party. She asked her
husband to run down to the beach with a
bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly
he agreed.


He took the bucket, headed out the door and
down the steps to the beach. As he was
collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful
woman strolling along the beach. He kept
thinking to himself, "wouldn't it be great if
she would just talk to me." He went back to
gathering his snails. All of a sudden he looked
up and the beautiful woman was standing
over him, and started talking.


They got into a
deep conversation, and she invited him back
to her place.
Well one thing led to another and they had
s.ex into the early morning and he fell asleep
exhausted. He awoke at 7:00 in the morning
and exclaimed, "Oh shit, my wife's dinner
party." He got dressed in a hurry, grabbed his
bucket of snails, ran out the door all the way to his apartment.

He ran up the stairs as fast as he could. He
was in in such a hurry he dropped the bucket
of snails. There were snails all down the
stairs. Just then his wife opened the door,
very angry, and started screaming "Where
have you been all night?" He looked at the
snails all down the steps, then he looked at
her, then back at the snails and said:





"Come on guys, we're almost there!"

Lol

ask me why I didnt read the Joke??

dani1luv: ask me why I didnt read the Joke??

because u av eye defect. .



Bush Pig

eldav: Lol

thanks jare, u be correct guy.

Hope u r enjoying dis NL2

bunmioguns:


because u av eye defect. .



Bush Pig

dis is why you can never grow tall



one-legged snake

dani1luv:
dis is why you can never grow tall



one-legged snake

Okponu, snake dey get leg?

bunmioguns:

Okponu, snake dey get leg?

but e get kpekus

lool, funny

kandiikane: lool, funny

thank You Jare, this is a correct person

na me no come correct??

dani1luv:
but e get kpekus

Like ur own

dani1luv: na me no come correct??

u be half

bunmioguns:

u be half

ode!

dani1luv:
I Dani1luv is ode!

bunmioguns:

Smilinq

this guy is a big fool oh, bunmi u have missed ur period again! Abi u dun reach menopause?

GREAT JOKE BY ALL STANDARDS

Cutest Barbie:
Smilinq

kip smiling jare. . I love to see u smile. . . Abi u go gimme kpomo

dani1luv: this guy is a big fool oh, bunmi u have missed ur period again! Abi u dun reach menopause?

e be like sey u don dey smoke janja. . Dem telll u seigh i be lady

bin gbagbo: GREAT JOKE BY ALL STANDARDS

thank You My hon. Pressy, i remain gentle

bunmioguns:


e be like sey u don dey smoke janja. . Dem telll u seigh i be lady

den wot r those oranges doing on ur chest?

dani1luv: den wot r those oranges doing on ur chest?

@Dani. . Seriously. . Are u sure u r alryt?

hehe, too much mojo

hehe, too much mojo

bunmioguns:


thanks jare, u be correct guy.

Hope u r enjoying dis NL2

Yea,I prefer it to the former.

Hope u r enjoying it too

dani1luv: den wot r those oranges doing on ur chest?

Dani,r u tryin to tell us somtin?

That statement sounds ''suspect''

dani1luv: hehe, too much mojo

kpele ti e. . . No wonder u came to d thread and start Ma.sturbatin.g

eldav:

Yea,I prefer it to the former.

Hope u r enjoying it too

yeah, I prefer it far better than d former one. ..it loads faster on d fone unlike d former one. .Kudos to Oga seun....

is this a joke?

lollest!

•̸Ϟﻉ I'm not enjoying d nl2 oh. FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ instance there is no icon fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ updated topics!
D only Ǥõõϑ tin about I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ is that I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ loads faster.

bashy_demy: is this a joke?

no, na comprehension passage. . .


Eediot, when u knw sabi read