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A priest was taking a shortcut through an
alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was
mas.turbating.

"My son, you
shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You
should be saving
that for when you get married."


The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply
said "Yes, Father."


About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young
man, in his early twenties came in.
"Yes, my son?" said the priest.


"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago
you caught me mas.turb.ating in an alley, and
I'll never forget
the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I
should be saving it for when I get married",
said the young
man.
"That sounds like something I probably would
have said" said
the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."

"What's that, my son?"








"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my
pickup truck.





Now that I am getting married,
what am I
supposed to do with it?"





The Father Urinated in d Body

where did you put the joke?

dani1luv: where did you put the joke?

check ur Joystick




okponu

LOL, ogun dun vex

dani1luv: LOL, ogun dun vex

seriously speaking, hw wld u rate d joke

bunmioguns: seriously speaking, hw wld u rate d joke

you can do better.

wht a yoke



@ op dis yoke is stale

mikuz: you can do better.

thank you jare, dis will be d first time u made a nice comment, kip it up

~vicky~:
wht a yoke



@ op dis yoke is stale

it is ur Kpomo dt is stale










Thief

bunmioguns: it is ur Kpomo dt is stale










Thief

Anuofia!!!!!

Hahahaha! Nice.....

The joke got me giggling

mtchew

~vicky~:
Anuofia!!!!!

Back to sender. .

otooro: mtchew

u dey craze? Oya leave my thread






Eediot

mcnepow: The joke got me giggling

thank you jare, better person

booqee: Hahahaha! Nice.....

ur head dey there jare

As poisonous as carbon monoxide
b4 u c_y, it's really nice, funny and great.

Ruqaya: As poisonous as carbon monoxide
b4 u c_y, it's really nice, funny and great.

arrrrrggghhhh, dis girl don come again, Oga Dani, why u unban her nw


*reaching for my cutlass*

bunmioguns: arrrrrggghhhh, dis girl don come again, Oga Dani, why u unban her nw


*reaching for my cutlass*

*got it b4 u, and plucked out ur eyes with it*

Ruqaya: *got it b4 u, and plucked out ur eyes with it*

Are u boko??

Copy and paste . Useless jobless op

@ Poster, 55 gallon drum??!!

the thing never stale??

**retches**

mcnepow: Are u boko??

i thought u knew

Ruqaya: i thought u knew

Naw I know
*running four-fourty*

mcnepow: Naw I know
*running four-fourty*

same here

Homar: Copy and paste . Useless jobless op

u r very stupid




Okponu

Hey Ruqaya, dont detonate d bomb here, u can do dt when u and dani are together nt here. . .




*bring out my AK47*

mcnepow: Naw I know
*running four-fourty*

u've got to fly, i can run faster

mcnepow: Naw I know
*running four-fourty*

u've got to fly, i can run faster

bunmioguns: Hey Ruqaya, dont detonate d bomb here, u can do dt when u and dani are together nt here. . .




*bring out my AK47*

u've got some problem?

Ruqaya: u've got some problem?

yeah and dt's with u