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Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 5:30pm On Mar 19, 2012

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil." grin

The guy menstruated grin

Re: Milk! by Jacmario(m): 5:41pm On Mar 19, 2012

Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?

Re: Milk! by LagBlogger(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2012

I have cracked that joke before

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 5:53pm On Mar 19, 2012

Jacmario: Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?

Jamb question!!
R u writing jamb? undecided

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 5:54pm On Mar 19, 2012

LagBlogger: I have cracked that joke before

so mah come delete the thread?? undecided

Re: Milk! by mcnepow(m): 7:29pm On Mar 19, 2012

Jacmario: Why is "sex" always the talk of the day?

Cos he is dead hor.ny!
~~B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo~~

Re: Milk! by Nobody: 9:34pm On Mar 19, 2012

mcnepow: Cos he is dead hor.ny!
~~B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo~~

madt man!! angry

@dani. eerr.....dani, i wish i dint have to say dis but d joke's really funny sha. grin

Re: Milk! by EfemenaXY: 10:38pm On Mar 19, 2012

dani1luv: A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil."

The guy menstruated

Ewwwww!!!

Now that is SO sick Dani! grin

Re: Milk! by swtchicgurl: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2012

dani1luv: A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her bosoms and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipppplee, that was a boil."

The guy menstruated

now, this is what i call a joke! grin

~~tho's its disgusting~~

reward: one nyt with cutestbarbie

Re: Milk! by mcnepow(m): 6:07am On Mar 20, 2012

booqee: madt man!!

Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis kiss

Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 7:16am On Mar 20, 2012

mcnepow: Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis

poor boy. i pity you. sad

mcnepow: Woow!
ma heart skips a beat wen u say romantic sturvs like dis

poor boy. i pity you.

Re: Milk! by bunmioguns(m): 8:05am On Mar 20, 2012

u don Kolo Dani

u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately grin

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 8:46am On Mar 20, 2012

mcnepow: Cos he is dead hor.ny!
~~B**q** is yet to giv him kpomo~~

you are a crazy being grin

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 8:47am On Mar 20, 2012

booqee: madt man!!

@dani. eerr.....dani, i wish i dint have to say dis but d joke's really funny sha.

That's why I love my booqee kiss

I go suck boil 2nite oh grin

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 8:49am On Mar 20, 2012

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Ewwwww!!! shocked

Now that is SO sick Dani! grin

[/quote]

efe, efe,

hope you sef nor get boil like booqee undecided

swtchicgurl: now, this is what i call a joke!
~~tho's its disgusting~~

reward: one nyt with cutestbarbie

hope say she get pimples for brreastt. grin

bunmioguns: u don Kolo Dani

u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately

come, nor dey mingle me with that boko haram angry

Seun suppose put ha pix for homepage sef grin

Re: Milk! by Vivly(f): 10:07am On Mar 20, 2012

Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one

Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 10:11am On Mar 20, 2012

bunmioguns: u don Kolo Dani

u berra delete it cos ur fiancee Ruqaya must nt see it or else she will just file a divorce letter immediately

rhino!
U'll neva grow up, i'm telling u.

Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 10:15am On Mar 20, 2012

@dani, it seems u're suffering 4rm xeroderma pigmentosum. So, u're not 2 be blamed.
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 10:20am On Mar 20, 2012

Vivly: Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one

where you see mikuz?? undecided

we are the same abeg

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 10:21am On Mar 20, 2012*

Ruqaya: @dani, it seems u're suffering 4rm xeroderma pigmentosum. So, u're not 2 be blamed.
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick tongue

Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 11:43am On Mar 20, 2012

Vivly: Mikuz. First time u gat me giggling. Nice one

thats why i love you

Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 11:46am On Mar 20, 2012

dani1luv: u very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick

mukina must see this.

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2012

mikuz: mukina must see this.

Re: Milk! by mikuz(m): 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2012

dani1luv: ok

talk oh.

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 4:52pm On Mar 20, 2012

lol

Re: Milk! by swtchicgurl: 6:27pm On Mar 20, 2012

mad people every where

Re: Milk! by bunmioguns(m): 7:36pm On Mar 20, 2012

dani1luv: u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick

I dont knw why u typed noways wit ur short Joystick

Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 2:01pm On Mar 21, 2012

dani1luv: u R a very stu.pid user, wit ur tribal marks like chewing stick

oh really! I'll lyk 2 lend u a chewing stick to clean ur rotten teeth.
XP sufferer! Vampire!

Re: Milk! by dani1luv(mod): 2:01pm On Mar 21, 2012

Ruqaya: oh really! I'll lyk 2 lend u a chewing stick to clean ur rotten teeth.
XP sufferer! Vampire!

come if I yab you. . .your life will never remain the same
ask booqee grin

Re: Milk! by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 21, 2012

bla bla bla

Re: Milk! by sutoboy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 21, 2012

may ur dais be long!

Re: Milk! by Ruqaya(f): 9:11am On Mar 22, 2012

dani1luv: come if I yab you. . .your life will never remain the same
ask booqee

what're u waiting 4?

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