₦airaland Forum

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
*His last battle.

Q2. Where was the declaration of independence signed ?
*At the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows from which state ?
*Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce ?
*Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure ?
*Exam.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple ?
*The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become ?
*It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?
*You will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,what would you have ?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it ?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
*Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

***Did I get any wrong ?

No i dont tink so...

Where is d joke

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onoti: Where is d joke

This is the joke - one who laughs last, (if u eventually do) didn't get the joke at the first instance.

onoti: Where is d joke

ln ur kitty
@ poster...nice one jooooo

onoti: Where is d joke

Its not meant for you to see. Its meant for the wise ones.