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Never stop using your laptop again due to a dead battery or no electricity. I have 10 pieces of solar laptop chargers for sale, it charges most laptop models and has optional adaptors if the native one it comes with doesnt fit yours.
Price: #25k
P.S pictures to be posted ASAP.
contact me on 08029401212

Hello, I have a clean mini flat in ikosi area, very close to magodo for sublet. I still have 2 years rent just paid for, but due to the location of my job, I have gotten a new place and so, would like to sublet it. If you are interested, call 08029401212. thanks.

I have just finished listening to a mix mash of Nigerian music and I feel numb, my brain feels numb, to be honest, I feel like my IQ has dropped to room temperature levels, no thanks to some "musicians" like "Terry G", "jaywon", “skuki” et al. How these guys have to guts to call themselves musicians baffles me. I am not posting this to bash these fellows but if the truth be told, these guys aren’t musicians because they love to do music, or that they have the passion for music, they are doing music for what they can get out of it (fame and money i.e. if they are lucky). After thinking about the “rubbish” a lot of Nigerian youths are producing in the name of music, my brain started to draw connecting lines between the Nigerian music industry and the web startup’s world.
1. In the good old days of the Internet, most web startups were useful, served a real need and made sense, e.g. startups like ebay, amazaon, google, yahoo are all prime examples, just like in the golden old days of Nigerian music, musicians like majek fashek, king sunny ade, fela anikulapo kuti, Ebenezer obey, to list a few, made good, sensible music, with their real voices (not autotune) backed with real musical instruments (unlike the synthesized music being massed produced in Nigeria). The reverse is the case today, where we see dumb startups, and a million and one clones of twitter (yarnable.com, yarnpad.com, .com, naijapulse.com) all laying claim to the ‘fame’ of being startup founder’s, like people like skuki, terry g, jaywon et al are all laying claim to being musicians.
2. “Its now a me too world”, just as everyone who can use the Internet is now spewing out a “webapp” and claiming to be a startup founder, the average jobless youth in Nigeria, who goes to clubs, and has a “voice” wants to become a musician. Why? Because it’s one of the cheapest and easiest ways to making money and fame (someone might insert “yahoo yahoo” here). Just because biz stone et al made a web app called Twitter and are now “rich”, then I can also create my own clone of twitter (yarnable, naijapulse, yarnpad) and make it “big” right? wrong!!!. What’s the compelling reason for me to stop using twitter and switch to your half baked clone? Same thing with music, just because 2face got into music and is now a multimillionaire, most youths now want to go into to music thinking the same thing will happen to them. What a pipe dream.
3. To the issue of pipe dreams, a lot of youths today are trying to purse a career in music when it’s even clear to a blind, deaf and mute person that these youths don’t have the talents, skills to make it in the music world. Since they don’t any other thing worthwhile to do, they drudge on with music, wasting there precious lives pursuing the fabled pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Same thing applies to startup founders, everyday we are bombarded with stories from techcrunch etc of startup founders hitting it big with multi million dollar buyouts making them instant millionaires and even billionaires in one swoop. This are rare and one in a million occurrences, which not everyone is destined for.

I have just finished listening to a mix mash of Nigerian music and I feel numb, my brain feels numb, to be honest, I feel like my IQ has dropped to room temperature levels, no thanks to some "musicians" like "Terry G", "jaywon", “skuki” et al. How these guys have to guts to call themselves musicians baffles me. I am not posting this to bash these fellows but if the truth be told, these guys aren’t musicians because they love to do music, or that they have the passion for music, they are doing music for what they can get out of it (fame and money i.e. if they are lucky). After thinking about the “rubbish” a lot of Nigerian youths are producing in the name of music, my brain started to draw connecting lines between the Nigerian music industry and the web startup’s world.
1. In the good old days of the Internet, most web startups were useful, served a real need and made sense, e.g. startups like ebay, amazaon, google, yahoo are all prime examples, just like in the golden old days of Nigerian music, musicians like majek fashek, king sunny ade, fela anikulapo kuti, Ebenezer obey, to list a few, made good, sensible music, with their real voices (not autotune) backed with real musical instruments (unlike the synthesized music being massed produced in Nigeria). The reverse is the case today, where we see dumb startups, and a million and one clones of twitter (yarnable.com, yarnpad.com, .com, naijapulse.com) all laying claim to the ‘fame’ of being startup founder’s, like people like skuki, terry g, jaywon et al are all laying claim to being musicians.
2. “Its now a me too world”, just as everyone who can use the Internet is now spewing out a “webapp” and claiming to be a startup founder, the average jobless youth in Nigeria, who goes to clubs, and has a “voice” wants to become a musician. Why? Because it’s one of the cheapest and easiest ways to making money and fame (someone might insert “yahoo yahoo” here). Just because biz stone et al made a web app called Twitter and are now “rich”, then I can also create my own clone of twitter (yarnable, naijapulse, yarnpad) and make it “big” right? wrong!!!. What’s the compelling reason for me to stop using twitter and switch to your half baked clone? Same thing with music, just because 2face got into music and is now a multimillionaire, most youths now want to go into to music thinking the same thing will happen to them. What a pipe dream.
3. To the issue of pipe dreams, a lot of youths today are trying to purse a career in music when it’s even clear to a blind, deaf and mute person that these youths don’t have the talents, skills to make it in the music world. Since they don’t any other thing worthwhile to do, they drudge on with music, wasting there precious lives pursuing the fabled pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Same thing applies to startup founders, everyday we are bombarded with stories from techcrunch etc of startup founders hitting it big with multi million dollar buyouts making them instant millionaires and even billionaires in one swoop. This are rare and one in a million occurrences, which not everyone is destined for.

how much does this go for?

my number is 08029401212
Pystar

will 12k cut it?

Hi, I really need this shortcode urgently.

any luck yet?

my number is 08029401212, 8thball

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Hi,
How much is the total package? and is the kitchen shared?

Hello Day11,
Any luck with the miniflat/2BR in surulere area? I am still waiting,

Hi,
I need original apple ipod earphones to buy ASAP, my number is 08029401212

Hi Day11,
I think you need to get serious with your agency stuff, I have sent some many requests to you about the type of accommodation that I am looking for, no response, called your number countless times, you dont pick. For the umpteenth time let me state my request again, maybe this time i would be lucky.
I need a miniflat or 2br apartment in surulere area, clean compound, parking space, and running water.
Thanks
My number is 08029401212, text or flash, I will call back.

:-)

Hello Mr Kayode,
I need a miniflat or 2br flat in a good part of surulere, clean compound with water, pls treat as urgent thanks.

Hi Day11.
what part of surulere is your 2br flat located? and how much is the total package?

Hi guys,
I am in need of a miniflat in surulere, running water and clean compound. Pls treat this as urgent.
My number is 08029401212

I have a 2GB laptop ram for sale for 5k, interested? call 08029401212

Hello, can i pay 30k for this?

Hi,
I need to register some domain names and would like to use some Nigerian companies that provide this service as I do not want the hassles of credit card/payment. Can one suggest some names?
thanks

Hello @poster
can you get me a 2 bedroom apartment in surulere area? clean compound with running water?
thanks

Bro, this is way above my budget. Do you have a clean miniflat in surulere? with water and packing space?
thanks

Hi,
I need a 2 bedroom apartment urgently in surulere area, it should be a neat compound with water. my budget is 250k max. thanks
my number is 08029401212.
Thanks

same as above, any miniflats on the mainland? thanks

This is to re announce my appeal for a mini flat in either surulere, yaba, jibowu, fadeyi, folaagoro, aguda. Please treat as urgent. my number is 08029401212
thanks

pls can you get me a minflat on the mainland? thanks

I need a clean miniflat in fola agoro, akoka, yaba or surulere. my number is 08029401212

Nairalanders, I am still waiting, kindly help. thanks

Lawyer, can you please hook me up with reputable estate agents on Nairaland? as this request is extremely urgent!!
thanks sir.

Hello Nairalanders,
I am in urgent need of a miniflat in any of these area's: surulere, yaba, fadeyi, onipan, palmgroove. Please this is really urgent.
my number is 08029401212
thanks alot