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Drunk!!! by dani1luv: 5:51pm On Mar 28, 2012

A female officer arrested a man for "drunk driving".

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law."

"Great idea," the drunk replies. "Boooobieeee!" grin

the officer fainted grin

Re: Drunk!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2012

dis one sef na Joke? Wondering wht u r really turning to nowadays

Re: Drunk!!! by Mrdani1luv: 7:29pm On Mar 28, 2012

bunmioguns: dis one sef na Joke? Wondering wht u r really turning to nowadays

am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na

. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

Re: Drunk!!! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Mar 28, 2012

wetin be dis lipsrsealed

Re: Drunk!!! by Onyeasi(m): 8:37pm On Mar 28, 2012

Mrdani1luv:

am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na

. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

So? Where is the joke?

Re: Drunk!!! by swtchicgurl: 8:59pm On Mar 28, 2012

this is disturbing! lipsrsealed

~~dani isn't seeing somfin on my profile~~ undecided

Re: Drunk!!! by Ruqaya(f): 1:01pm On Mar 29, 2012

What's this?

Re: Drunk!!! by mcnepow(m): 1:37pm On Mar 29, 2012

Mrdani1luv:

am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na

. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

do u know what explaining a joke imply??

Re: Drunk!!! by dani1luv: 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2012

No!!

Re: Drunk!!! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Mar 29, 2012

Mrdani1luv:

am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na

. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

NOW I UNDERSTAND..... BUT THERE'S STILL NO JOKE IN IT!!!!!!

SORRYYYYY!

Re: Drunk!!! by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2012

Mrdani1luv:

am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na

. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

even after the unnecessary explanation, the joke just got drier sad

Re: Drunk!!! by lilkech(m): 1:49am On Mar 30, 2012

dani1luv: A female officer arrested a man for "drunk driving".

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law."

"Great idea," the drunk replies. "Boooobieeee!"

the officer fainted

this is the worst odour of crap ever to be sniffed by my poor nostrils on NL

Re: Drunk!!! by Nobody: 11:37am On Mar 30, 2012

lilkech:

this is the worst odour of crap ever to be sniffed by my poor nostrils on NL

NOW THIS IS THE JOKE.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Drunk!!! by lilkech(m): 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2012

MOGUL.O:

NOW THIS IS THE JOKE.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah thanx

although it wasnt intended as a joke sha

Re: Drunk!!! by Nobody: 4:04pm On Mar 30, 2012

lilkech:

yeah thanx

although it wasnt intended as a joke sha

what are u feeling like?? undecided

Re: Drunk!!! by mcnepow(m): 4:21pm On Mar 30, 2012

booqee: what are u feeling like??

feeling like Obama! grin

Re: Drunk!!! by bunmioguns(m): 6:59pm On Mar 30, 2012

lilkech:

this is the worst odour of crap ever to be sniffed by my poor nostrils on NL

Re: Drunk!!! by lilkech(m): 7:13pm On Mar 30, 2012

booqee: what are u feeling like??

i dey feel like obasanjo

along with ma homie 2face

Re: Drunk!!! by oderemo(m): 7:21pm On Mar 30, 2012

so this the modern day joke,on nairaland.
i throway salute to this yeye yoke.
next pls. can someone pinch me.
thanks.

Re: Drunk!!! by Ozegbe(m): 9:07pm On Mar 30, 2012

mcnepow:
do u know what explaining a joke imply??

hahaha badt guy

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