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The Barber by mcnepow(m): 10:57am On Mar 29, 2012
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked ''How long before i can get a haircut? ''
He looked around the shop full of customers... and said '' About 2 hours '' The guy left.
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A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked '' How long before i can get a haircut?''
He looked around the shop and said '' About 3 hours '' The guy left.
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A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked '' How long before i can get a haircut?''.
He looked around and said '' About an hour only '' The guy left.

The barber turned to Little Johnny and said '' Johnny, Do me a favour, Follow that guy and see where he goes to. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back and he's still with the hair ''.
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A little while later Little Johnny returned to the shop laughing hysterically.
the barber asked ''What's the meaning of this now? Where does the guy go whenever he leaves here?''

Little Johnny looked up with tears in his eyes after a long period of laughter and said '' TO YOUR WIFE AT HOME!''.
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Re: The Barber by Nobody: 11:24am On Mar 29, 2012
'' TO YOUR WIFE AT HOME!''.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

U DEY MAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NICE JOKE WE HAVE HERE
Re: The Barber by Ruqaya(f): 11:46am On Mar 29, 2012
Very funny
Re: The Barber by Nexxy007: 12:09pm On Mar 29, 2012
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . .jeez, am readin dis in d clas 4 God's sake. . . . .i no fit laf jare
Re: The Barber by Dyt(f): 12:47pm On Mar 29, 2012
buhahahahahahhahahahhaah
Re: The Barber by dani1luv: 2:23pm On Mar 29, 2012
Nice Joke
Seen it before though!!
Re: The Barber by ekeroyal(m): 3:38pm On Mar 29, 2012
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Re: The Barber by bunmioguns(m): 3:48pm On Mar 29, 2012
nice Joke though i av seen it before
Re: The Barber by dani1luv: 3:58pm On Mar 29, 2012
bunmioguns: nice Joke though i av seen it before
tell them!!
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 4:41pm On Mar 29, 2012
shd i laff?
Re: The Barber by mcnepow(m): 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2012
~vicky~:
shd i laff?
No. . angry
Show us your kini instead tongue
Re: The Barber by mcnepow(m): 4:49pm On Mar 29, 2012
Dani and Bunmi,
let those seeing it for the first time have a good laff wink
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2012
mcnepow:
No. . angry
Show us your kini instead tongue

whts kini?
Re: The Barber by mcnepow(m): 5:14pm On Mar 29, 2012
^Ask Google. .
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 5:37pm On Mar 29, 2012
mcnepow: ^Ask Google. .

see ur big mouth like google u no won tell abi? no prob
Re: The Barber by swtchicgurl: 7:42pm On Mar 29, 2012
seen it before, buh funny small
Re: The Barber by mcnepow(m): 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2012
~vicky~:


see ur big mouth like google u no won tell abi? no prob
I kant say it in public. .
Re: The Barber by oderemo(m): 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2012
how long will my laugh last?
one micro second i presume,
dull joke.
next.
Re: The Barber by mcnepow(m): 9:40pm On Mar 29, 2012
ode remo: how long will my laugh last?
one micro second i presume,
dull joke.
next.
Is dat so?
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 30, 2012
mcnepow:
I kant say it in public. .

y nt .........if u cant say it den














keep quiet
Re: The Barber by bunmioguns(m): 10:56pm On Mar 30, 2012
~vicky~:


y nt .........if u cant say it den














keep quiet


lemme help him, he meant ur Kpomo
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 31, 2012
Very cool joke mcnepow!
Re: The Barber by Nobody: 12:54pm On Mar 31, 2012
bunmioguns:


lemme help him, he meant ur Kpomo


is it true? @ mncepow
Re: The Barber by swtchicgurl: 12:56pm On Mar 31, 2012
whaaaattt!!!!!!!!!! shocked
Re: The Barber by joerux60: 8:55am On Apr 02, 2012
nice one. keep them rolling

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