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What Will You Do? by sutoboy(m): 6:30pm On Apr 09, 2012
A girl mistakenly sent an sms meant for her BF to her mum saying: "Sweetheart, I don't want to abort this pregnancy cos I might damage my womb. Don't forget this would be d 17th pregnancy I will be aborting for you, don't worry I am preparing my parents food, I will poison them both so we can acquire their property for ourselves alone. Love U̶̲̥̅̊." Question: What will you do if you are the girl's mum?
Re: What Will You Do? by bingbagbo(m): 7:41pm On Apr 09, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


sutO if i were the mother, i will drink over-dose ogogoro and die!!
Re: What Will You Do? by sm1fabulous: 7:58pm On Apr 09, 2012
ah...suto u d folo write jokes...is saul among the prophets? grin grin grin grin
all d same i no d beef u so..e tyt...if b d mumsy i 4 send sms 4 am 2.."darling grin God go punish you angry angry angry i no kil my mama so u no go kil mi..ogbanje grin grin grin
Re: What Will You Do? by Ruqaya(f): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2012
As the mother, i will consult my lawyer to give my properties to the orphanage after my death with none going to my daughter and i would flee to die in peace.

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Re: What Will You Do? by dani1luv: 12:38pm On Apr 10, 2012
Thank God am not the Mother!!
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Apr 10, 2012
>What will i do if i were d mother??
But i'm not d mother, undecided so i no go answer..... grin

Btw sef, shey dis one follow for joke?? tongue grin grin
Re: What Will You Do? by skales(m): 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2012
Dis thread reminds me of a girl called Nneka
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2012
Mtcheww......

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