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The Math Class by dracosh(op): 2:00pm On Mar 28, 2006
At the math class the teacher asks the children:
- 3 birds lie on a branch. we shoot one. how many birds will remain on the branch?
- None, because all of the rest will fly scared, responded John
- Mathematically speaking this is not right, but i do appreciate your logic, says the teacher.
- Teacher, i want to ask u something: 3 women eat icecream. One of them bites, another licks, and the third one sucks- from it. which woman is married??
The teacher thinks.
- The one who sucks- from the icecream.
- Unfortunatelly not, it's the one who is wearing a ring, but i do appreciate your logic!!
Re: The Math Class by Z4M4eva(f): 2:06pm On Mar 28, 2006
l.o.l
Re: The Math Class by Free(f): 5:23pm On Mar 28, 2006
:d :d
Re: The Math Class by jayemkay(f): 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2006
very funny!
Re: The Math Class by Oracle(m): 6:56pm On Jul 12, 2007
That Johnny boy is really crazy
Re: The Math Class by nawa1(m): 10:32am On Jul 13, 2007
:-x
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