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The Bitch In The Kichen by beyunce(op): 9:47pm On Mar 28, 2006
few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kichen."
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by vichel(m): 10:21pm On Mar 28, 2006
cheesy cheesy grin cheesy The next sound is Gboza on both cheeks
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by hotangel2(f): 11:41pm On Mar 28, 2006
haaa, spoilt kid. cheesy
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by kajad(m): 8:38am On Mar 29, 2006
and another gboza 4 both cheeks again! cheesy cheesy
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by spikelord(m): 11:17am On Mar 29, 2006
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I can't help myself,
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by dm(m): 10:53am On Mar 30, 2006
kajad:
and another gboza 4 both cheeks again! cheesy cheesy
vichel:
cheesy cheesy grin cheesy The next sound is Gboza on both cheeks
The meal of spanks could be finished with 3 lashes of KOBOKO(horse whip) wink
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Rhodalyn(f): 10:55am On Mar 30, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy thats a nice one wink wink
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by micklplus(m): 12:33pm On Mar 30, 2006
Unto wetin shocked these kids ! they could be very unpredictable. just imagine that
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Nobody: 12:52pm On Mar 30, 2006
:d :d
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by ioday(f): 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2006
What did the mother do? Faint huh huh

OR may be she'll have a cardiac arrest on the spot cheesy cheesy
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by beyunce(op): 3:55pm On Mar 30, 2006
How you want make we imagine that we no be styl-plus.
micklplus
Abeg.
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Zahymaka(m): 11:19pm On Mar 30, 2006
Good for the mum. wink
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by gentleaura(m): 7:45am On Mar 31, 2006
rotfl
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by tytylayor: 1:26pm On May 06, 2008
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

cnt stop laffin someone pls helllllllllllllllllppppppp

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Hugoboi(m): 1:33pm On May 06, 2008
serves the friggin' mom right.asked for an inch;got a damned mile grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Nobody: 3:14pm On May 06, 2008
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by ciaoson04: 5:08pm On May 06, 2008
not so funny
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by TOYOSI20(f): 7:47pm On May 06, 2008
smiley
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by folly69(m): 8:50am On Nov 18, 2008
really nice grin
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Nautillus(m): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2008
hmmmmmmm
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Gabry(f): 12:36pm On Nov 18, 2008
dont know when your moodiness for hia will dissapear undecided
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by romsky: 1:07pm On Nov 18, 2008
real wah sims d son tuk after his dad
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Gabry(f): 1:41pm On Nov 18, 2008
That one na confirm grin
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by romsky: 2:05pm On Nov 18, 2008
u r on ur own
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Gabry(f): 2:07pm On Nov 18, 2008
why huh
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by clemcykul(f): 2:08pm On Nov 18, 2008
zed
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by bydot1(m): 2:18pm On Nov 18, 2008
*topic, a naughty boi just someone i know,
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Gabry(f): 2:21pm On Nov 18, 2008
like you right? smiley
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by bydot1(m): 2:41pm On Nov 18, 2008
clem i mean, moreover u've alwayz been a naughty gurl too grin
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by bydot1(m): 2:41pm On Nov 18, 2008
clem i mean, moreover u've alwayz been a naughty gurl too grin
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Gabry(f): 2:42pm On Nov 18, 2008
Me bad? Wheres your evidence go say I be bad?
Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by romsky: 2:50pm On Nov 18, 2008
right on ur finga tips girlie
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