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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbour about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbour.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

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poor man, nice joke

keep up the good job

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Hmm, nice one, emm, wats that ur name again, emmm, emmm. Ok anybody remember the US President that was engaged in a Mouth Action affair with his secretary? Lemme C, errr, yeah Clinton. . .and her name . . . Clintonsky, Nope, Bill Clintonsky, err, nope, oh yeah, Monica Clintonsky.

Oh, nice work Monicadollars, ooops, Monicanaira, errr, Monicamony, yeah dats it.

your mouth dey run oooo But that shows your levels.

Levels ke? I have this memory problem and i was trying to remember ur name by association. Aint a crime is it?

what is your name? Don't you have a better thing to do? Since you are lost about who u are?

Now i wonder why your own joke is haunting u. It's just a joke dimwit and u r there making too much noise over it. GAWD.

Monica you fighting 4 the highest post on nairaland i guess. It's gonna take u two yrs to do that.

what ever? Keep your opinion to yourself, And prove yourself how long did it take you to get here? Just asking?

Nothing u say is gonna make me put up wit u. Just telling u how long it takes.
Good luck with showbobo.

@Ninjabyte Are you sure its not Monica Lewinsky ?
_{*scratches head, abi my head dey on delay?*}

No your head don press brake.

Shhh, let her not hear you. I dont think she is. She'll barb your head with Rock bottle if u bring this up again

_{But between me and you, i think she's worse than Lewinsky. Dont tell her i said so oo. Hopefully she wont see this cos her eyes are on. . . you know.}

@Ninjabyte Are you sure its not Monica Lewinsky ?
@Ninjabyte Are you sure its not Monica Lewinsky ?
Ben Jay- How are u better than Monica Lewinsky? Since she is the only person that has your heart eaten out.
I know your bunch, i wonder the type of legacy you are leaving behind for others. So sad that u were not prpperly screened before being admitted. No wonder some people feel there are no great people here just because of your bunch.

@Monica Lewinsky I think say na joke we dey ?
@Ninjabyte guy this babe no dey go church oo she as she dey provoke

What's she talking about? People help.

i am just joking but sincerely u should learn how to relax or chill and have fun. No hating.

@Monica Since we are now having fun,
whats up with my proposal?

Your proposal is on its way. CHECK YOU MAIL BOX.

Monicamony:
i am just joking but sincerely u should learn how to relax or chill and have fun. No hating.

Hmm, Monica finally gets her Groove humour back. I hope it lasts. No, but really you were the one who was uptight. What was pinching u?

No pinching i didn't mean to be jumpy but u started it by putting the wrong foot first. The first impression? Wasn't so good. I guess i am used to it now. Anyway, I dont think there is any harm in having a good laugh cos, i love that very much.

Monicamony:
No pinching i didn't mean to be jumpy but u started it by putting the wrong foot first. The first impression? Wasn't so good. I guess i am used to it now. Anyway, I don't think there is any harm in having a good laugh because, i love that very much.

@Ninjabyte Guy try understand, she is just nervous because she is being chyked by a fine boy.
@Monica Swthrt i know how u feel, its natural ok.

POSTER Babe you really funny,
If you this funny and still single, hw e go be because
My current babe is as dry as a dry gin
holla your man 08039518965 abeg

Uncle which one u dey self?
Nothing can chuck me dear absolutely nothing. U r the nervous one. U don't know nothing, Hey i can take care of myself, stop looking out for me Ben.

@ben
u're really triping man!