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11 Things That Show That You Are Local (2) (3) (4)
You Are Local When...... by Master6(m): 10:16am On May 19, 2012 |
1. U can buy all d ingredients for making any soup just by standing outside you house!! 2. All the boys in ur area are sporting only one type of hairstyle. 3. All the barbershops play loud fuji music. 4. You can easily differentiate between all the fuji musicians, 5. You av just one road passing through the whole town. 6. Your alarm clock is d imam starting morning prayers at 6 am. 7. Anybody who is anybody owns a motorcycle. 8.You think all white people are americans. 9. You think all americans are fat. 10. All of you in your area support Chelsea fc. |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Exponental(m): 10:28am On May 19, 2012 |
11. I think you are also local if u know d xtics of being local |
Re: You Are Local When...... by dubem3(m): 11:09am On May 19, 2012 |
OUCH!!! That hurt. |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Master6(m): 12:39pm On May 19, 2012 |
Ouch!! This is a jokes thread, Einstein!! |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Jeovy(m): 12:42pm On May 19, 2012 |
remove Chelsea from that list or ... |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Master6(m): 2:17pm On May 19, 2012 |
Or ..... |
Re: You Are Local When...... by snellsun(m): 10:58pm On May 19, 2012 |
;Du ar also local |
Re: You Are Local When...... by realsammie(m): 12:21am On May 20, 2012 |
Master_1: 1. U can buy all d ingredients for making any soup just by standing outside you house!!dnt mind them poster. u are not local but a reaalll BUSHMAN |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Master6(m): 9:29am On May 20, 2012 |
Lols |
Re: You Are Local When...... by illicit(m): 11:35am On May 20, 2012 |
well u are local, if u sit at home and write all this local things...... Lwkmd. |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Nobody: 2:57pm On May 20, 2012 |
1. You're local if you taste the different types of garri before you buy. 2. You're local if you have to drive goats from under your car every morning before going out. 3. You're local if you say, "it is Ijebu garri" when you're told you sip too much garria. 4. You're local if you padlock you fridge always. 2 Likes |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Abuchi249(m): 10:44pm On May 22, 2012 |
realsammie: dnt mind them poster. u are not local but a reaalll BUSHMANsee finishing. Guy you don kill this guy. Ur comment was even more funny than his post(guess it was cos i thought you wanted to praise him |
Re: You Are Local When...... by Nobody: 11:11pm On May 22, 2012 |
Master_1: 1. U can buy all d ingredients for making any soup just by standing outside you house!!You're local if u post such dry, old, stale, copy and paste |
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