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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a
chicken dish.
By the time the food is ready and he is about
to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir,
I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see,
that police officer who is sitting at the next
table is a regular customer of ours and he
usually orders the same dish. The problem is,
this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid
I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange
for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give
up his food.
The waiter walks over to the other table and
explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to
the man's table and says, "Listen and listen
good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat
and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that
chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out
one of its legs; I'll pull out one of yours. You
break one of its wings; I'll break one of your
arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then
sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum,
pulls it out and licks it.



He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over
and says,
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"Your turn!!"
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The Policeman Menstruated ;

JOKES GRADE:A

REMARK: U RE MOUTHED! OLOUN!

REWARD: 2 RUBBERS OF PALM OIL FOR UR WIFE BOOQEE

Nice one bro...

Lol

DONkollione:







JOKES GRADE:A

REMARK: U RE MOUTHED! OLOUN!

REWARD: 2 RUBBERS OF PALM OIL FOR UR WIFE BOOQEE

hahahahahah...... . . . U don shift booqe to my side, anyway, i go manage her like dt

azpekuliar: Nice one bro...

thanks bro.... . . .u get maut like Didier Drogba

nice joke

mustspin:

Lol.....which 1 b ur own.... U better laugh

mustspin:

Lol.....which 1 b ur own.... U better laugh

Aaaaah, thank GOD, a joke that made me laugh, nd am still laffin...

***passing and still
looking back***

Nice one!

Lagusta: Aaaaah, thank GOD, a joke that made me laugh, nd am still laffin...

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alrite, but i just crack jokes just for d fun of it though