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| The Man And The Policeman.............lol by bunmioguns(m): 7:58pm On May 22, 2012 |
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!" The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs; I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings; I'll break one of your arms!" The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, . . . . . . . . . . "Your turn!!"  . . . . . . . . The Policeman Menstruated  ; |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Nobody: 8:07pm On May 22, 2012 |
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| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by azpekuliar: 8:31pm On May 22, 2012 |
Nice one bro... |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Jenticles(f): 10:38pm On May 22, 2012 |
Lol |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by bunmioguns(m): 7:02pm On May 23, 2012 |
DONkollione: hahahahahah...... . . . U don shift booqe to my side, anyway, i go manage her like dt |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by bunmioguns(m): 7:04pm On May 23, 2012 |
azpekuliar: Nice one bro... thanks bro.... . . .u get maut like Didier Drogba |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Nobody: 7:28pm On May 23, 2012 |
nice joke |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by mustspin: 10:00am On May 24, 2012 |
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| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by cindyrella(f): 11:22am On May 24, 2012 |
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| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Walexz02(m): 11:34pm On May 24, 2012 |
mustspin:Lol.....which 1 b ur own.... U better laugh mustspin:Lol.....which 1 b ur own.... U better laugh |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Lagusta(m): 7:12am On May 25, 2012 |
Aaaaah, thank GOD, a joke that made me laugh, nd am still laffin... |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by ayobase(m): 8:31am On May 25, 2012 |
***passing and still looking back*** Nice one! |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by bunmioguns(m): 6:09am On Jun 01, 2012 |
Lagusta: Aaaaah, thank GOD, a joke that made me laugh, nd am still laffin.... . Continue laffing jare dude. To be a successful joker like BinGbagbo, Booqee, vicky, donkoline, Dani1hate, Mcnepow etc...then you need to Join Projan, u can contact Bingbagbo or Booqee for more details |
| Re: The Man And The Policeman.............lol by Lagusta(m): 6:11am On Jun 01, 2012 |
bunmioguns: alrite, but i just crack jokes just for d fun of it though |
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