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| Shaving by Nobody: 9:11am On Jun 10, 2012 |
Pls I'm very serious here. If I use veet hair-removal cream in between my butt cheeks that is the place where poo poo comes out. Will it successfully remove all the hair there and ladies are u more attracted to a guy that has a clean shaven anus or otherwise? Answers will be highly venerated and appreciated for this propianistic conundrum. Thank you and God bless |
| Re: Shaving by freecocoa(f): 9:23am On Jun 10, 2012 |
No i don't think Veet will do a clean job,just get iodine,apply it in large quantity on the forest you intend to clear,then use pen knife or a semi big knife to scrape the affected area,it will remove all the hairs and make sure non ever grows again. Walai after this you'll thank me. |
| Re: Shaving by 190: 9:27am On Jun 10, 2012 |
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| Re: Shaving by 190: 9:27am On Jun 10, 2012 |
freecocoa: No i don't think Veet will do a clean job,just get iodine,apply it in large quantity on the forest you intend to clear,then use pen knife or a semi big knife to scrape the affected area,it will remove all the hairs and make sure non ever grows again.This girl dey crace ooh!!  |
| Re: Shaving by Nobody: 9:48am On Jun 10, 2012 |
[color=#000030] Freecocoa, is there something you wanna tell us? [/color] |
| Re: Shaving by IZUKWU(m): 10:57am On Jun 10, 2012 |
Kai! I have died death. Cross i don't know about veet,try loyal shaving powder. It works like magic. |
| Re: Shaving by Idowuogbo(f): 11:09am On Jun 10, 2012 |
Freecocoa's option is trusted but I here present u wiv d refined version. To permanently stop d hair in ur anuzzz growing,go hire a welding machine.Start by attacking each strand of hair on ur anus wiv d blazing fire, After dat apply Robb.Trust me! No in growth will ever locate ur anAlll.Goodluck hommie! P.S- Yes! We love dem hair free, now go sort urs.  |
| Re: Shaving by purpose100(f): 12:09pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
jacobscros: Pls I'm very serious here. If I use veet hair-removal cream in between my butt cheeks that is the place where poo poo comes out. Will it successfully remove all the hair there and ladies are u more attracted to a guy that has a clean shaven anus or otherwise? Answers will be highly venerated and appreciated for this propianistic conundrum. Thank you and God blessFor the first time,a joke that got me rolling on the floor! Op, that is a good joke,u try. |
| Re: Shaving by swtchicgurl: 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
disgusting but funny! I learnt termites eat human hair, so get a colony of dem in ur boxers! I bet it will be cleaner dan ur face! |
| Re: Shaving by realsammie(m): 12:34pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
the comments are just the bomb....LWKMFH @poster. pls take their advice seriously. hehehe |
| Re: Shaving by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: disgusting but funny! I learnt termites eat human hair, so get a colony of dem in ur boxers! I bet it will be cleaner dan ur face!have u seen his face before?? See, the hair on his face is ten times that of OSAMA |
| Re: Shaving by Scarpon(m): 4:24pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
@op go find tree cutter use it to shave ur anuzz i swear u will never remain the same. i mean ( no more hair ) |
| Re: Shaving by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
ahn ahn... take it easy oh jare. freecocoa: No i don't think Veet will do a clean job,just get iodine,apply it in large quantity on the forest you intend to clear,then use pen knife or a semi big knife to scrape the affected area,it will remove all the hairs and make sure non ever grows again. Scarpon: @op go find tree cutter use it to shave ur anuzz i swear u will never remain the same. i mean ( no more hair ) Idowuogbo: Freecocoa's option is trusted but I here present u wiv d refined version. |
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