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Esp by dm(m): 10:40pm On Apr 02, 2006
A little boy named Tommy had ESP. He could see
into the future.

One night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, Daddy, Fluffy, and goodbye Barny."
Barny was the families pet hampster.

Well, during that night, the cat, Fluffy, opened
up Barny's cage and ate him.

The next night, Tommy kneeled and prayed and said,
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and goodbye Fluffy."

The next morning, Fluffy was walking across the
street when a truck ran him over.

That night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy."

Well the father was very upset and, the next day,
he got his police officer friend to arrange an
armored car to pick him up and a police escort.
He came home the same way too. When he was walking
up the walk way, his wife came running out.

"Oh dear! You'll never guess what happened!"
"What is it?" He cried. "The mailman dropped dead
this morning at the doorstep!"
Re: Esp by kajad(m): 8:25am On Apr 03, 2006
Mailman? Damn! shocked
Nice one
Re: Esp by micklplus(m): 8:48am On Apr 03, 2006
The real father of the boy was the mail man grin
Nice one
Re: Esp by jayemkay(f): 9:06pm On Apr 12, 2006
nice one grin grin grin
Re: Esp by Free(f): 9:07pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Esp by dondee2(m): 2:03pm On Apr 01, 2008
cool,the mailman is the father of the boy
Re: Esp by kronkykay(m): 2:42pm On Apr 01, 2008
not bad!

mailman huh! the woman's bla bla bla should be sewed up!
Re: Esp by quentininc(m): 2:48pm On Apr 01, 2008
kronky what do u mean by bla bla bla doc
Re: Esp by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2008
u dont know? shocked shocked shocked shocked

at post dat waz fukn hilarious grin
Re: Esp by ituen(m): 7:06am On Apr 10, 2008
Nice joke there
Re: Esp by ThugLife1(m): 1:01am On Apr 11, 2008
cheesy cheesy

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