A little boy named Tommy had ESP. He could see
into the future.

One night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, Daddy, Fluffy, and goodbye Barny."
Barny was the families pet hampster.

Well, during that night, the cat, Fluffy, opened
up Barny's cage and ate him.

The next night, Tommy kneeled and prayed and said,
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and goodbye Fluffy."

The next morning, Fluffy was walking across the
street when a truck ran him over.

That night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy."

Well the father was very upset and, the next day,
he got his police officer friend to arrange an
armored car to pick him up and a police escort.
He came home the same way too. When he was walking
up the walk way, his wife came running out.

"Oh dear! You'll never guess what happened!"
"What is it?" He cried. "The mailman dropped dead
this morning at the doorstep!"

Mailman? Damn!
Nice one

The real father of the boy was the mail man
Nice one

nice one

cool,the mailman is the father of the boy

not bad!

mailman huh! the woman's bla bla bla should be sewed up!

kronky what do u mean by bla bla bla doc

u dont know?



at post dat waz fukn hilarious

Nice joke there