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| Only Real Nigerians Do This by valencia25(m): 2:52pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
1. Check the expiry date of Gala after eating it. 2. Go to church with extension socket and BB charger (charging in his presence 3. Update on BBM/Facebook/Twitter "About to cross", get hit by a car and still update "Dying tinz" 4. Say an opening prayer at a Nightclub 5. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a Football match 6. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping wif champagne bottles 7. Wear sunshades at Night. 8. Dress in complete rainbow colours like itz rag day and call it colour blonding 9. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines). 10. Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius. 11. Call a fat hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki" 12. Travel to China for Just 2days and come back with a british Accent. Are U a real Nigerian? My Favourite is (9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)....lol. Which one of the above listed is your Favourite? 1 Like |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by bunmioguns(m): 3:19pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
No 9  |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Steal posts from BBM and other social sites and post on Nairaland.. |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by valencia25(m): 6:34pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
musKeeto: Steal posts from BBM and other social sites and post on Nairaland.. You dan Vex be dat  |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by Nobody: 6:43pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
valencia25:Lol.. no vexing.. we're all Nigerians, abi? |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by valencia25(m): 7:03pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
musKeeto:  |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by gulfer: 8:08pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
No 2 for me. |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by realsammie(m): 10:08pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
me like no. 5 |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by bashydemy(m): 10:28pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Only real nigeriana will not appreciate someone else post |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by Dagods(m): 10:31pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
Haba mallam 'Balencia' ka yi äkpuri mänä käjì? I dan pinish am 4 man here wälähì,hänkälì malläm poo...no bex don-ällah. |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by dani1luv: 2:28pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt]hahahahahahah wtf!! [/size] |
| Re: Only Real Nigerians Do This by bunmioguns(m): 2:45pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]hahahahahahah wtf!!. . . See Dani teeth outside  |
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