It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro
>Martinez, the son of a recently immigrated Mexican restaurateur,
>entered the fourth grade.
>
>The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
> "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of
>blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. Patrick Henry,
>1775."
>
>
>"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of
>the people by the People, for the people, shall not perish from the
>earth?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln,
>1863."
>
>The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!
>Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its' history than
>you do!" She heard a loud whisper: ***** the Mexicans!" who said
>that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
>
>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
>teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
>Pedro. "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
>Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro
>jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
>teacher,! Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
>Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little ****. If
>you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at
>the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
>The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the
>floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!"
>
>Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."!

keep ur jokes short, i dont like to read lol

Father Lawd, Please save me from these comedians who are ready to crack my ribs!

still very funny and it makes me laugh always

@ efani

i will try to keep it your size next itme. lol

very inventive

very funny!!!!! Ha Ha Ha

Still laughing over this very joke