Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let’s do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod ;]
Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]:”very gud!!B)
Class:”very gud, very gudder, very gudest..
Teacher:”oh gosh..”:$
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher:”stop it now”:O
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh plz, oh plzer…O’ plzest..”
Teacher:”Luk at me..!!>:O
Class:”luk at me, luk at me-er, luk at me-est..
Teacher:”wAt a disgrace!X_X
Class:”wAt a disgrace ,wAt a disgracer, wAt a disgrace-st.
Teacher[furious]:I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest. =)) =D

I LAFF IN PIDGIN
I LAFF IN PIDGINER
I LAFF IN PIDGINEST!!!!!!

Welldone for wasting ur energy,writting dis KPEF nd my precious time reading dis

toygod2: Welldone for wasting ur energy,writting dis KPEF nd my precious time reading dis

sawri o, buh shey na charm bring yhu come here ni

the joke is dry...
and is drier.....
the joke is d driest....