Haydon1: A guy was sitting at a bar, staring at his drink on d table. He stays like that for almost an hour. Then a troublemaker bus driver, came into d bar & walked upto him, takes the drink from the table, and drank all of it. The guy started cryi...ng. Bus driver said; Guy, i was joking, i'll buy you another drink. i can't stand to see a man crying. The guy said; "No, that is not my problem. You see, this is the worst day of my life. i didn't wake up early, dis morning and got late to work. My Boss, outraged, fired me. As i was leaving the building, to go to my car, i found out it had been stolen. The police said they can do nothing about it. i took a cab home. As i was leaving, i remembered i left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. When i got home, i found my wife in bed with the gateman. i left home and came to this bar. As i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my Poison

culled from 24/7 Nigerian jokes

seen dis joke a million times before. Twas funny then anyway.

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Haydon1: @booqee. Sm pple av nt seen it. instead f complainin y nt put ur own so we can make dis place more intrstin. Mind u, am nt claimin ownership of d joke daz y i quoted d source

chei! U don vex?? Oya sorry, wipe ur tears.

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Poor bus driver.