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| The Creation by Valiantvaliant(op): 2:50pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
In d begining, donkey,monkey, man nd oda animals were created nd donkey was told dat 'u wil labor nd toil unda d sun, workin hard everyday 4 odaz , and u shal live for 50 years' donkey replied 'al diz sufferin for 50 years abeg give me only 20 years' he was given d 20 yrs nd went his way. Monkey was told ' u wil live ur lyf always playin nd jumping abt in d trees nd behavin as if u dnt have brains nd u shal live for 40 years ' to wich monkey replied ' i desire only 15 years' he was given 15 years nd went his way. Man was finaly told 'u wil have dominion ova al d oda creatures nd u shal live nd enjoy life for 25 years' to wich man greedily replied 'al diz enjoyment 4 just 25 years, abeg give me the 30 years left by d donkey nd the 25 years left by the monkey'. man got his wish and from then on man lives for 25 years as a man enjoyin life then 30 years labouring nd toilin under the sun everyday to take care of odaz nd finaly 25 years as a monkey behaving like a child nd jumpin 4rm one child to anoda nd playin. |
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