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If If If by searay(op): 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2012
A young police officer was
taking his final exam at the
Police College in Kano.
This was one of the
questions; You are on patrol
in the town of Kano when
an explosion occurs. On
investigation you find a
large crater has been blown
in the footpath and there is
an overturned Van lying
nearby. Inside the van there
is a strong smell of alcohol.
Both occupants, a Man and
Woman are injured.
You recognise the Woman
as the Wife of your
Divisional Police Officer,
who is at present away on a
Peace Keeping Mission In
Sudan. A passing Motorist
stops to offer you assistance
and you realise that he is a
man who is wanted for
armed robbery.
Suddenly, a man runs out of
a nearby house, shouting
that his wife is expecting a
baby and that the shock of
the explosion has made the
birth imminent. Another
man is crying for help,
having been blown into an
adjacent Canal by the
explosion, and can't swim.
Describe in a few words
what action you would
take?.
The Police officer thought
for a moment, picked up his
pen, and wrote; I would
take off my uniform and
mingle with the crowd! Is it
me that you people want to
turn to a mad man?.
If the You happen to be the Policeman, what will you write?
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