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If If If by searay(m): 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
A young police officer was taking his final exam at the Police College in Kano. This was one of the questions; You are on patrol in the town of Kano when an explosion occurs. On investigation you find a large crater has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned Van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants, a Man and Woman are injured. You recognise the Woman as the Wife of your Divisional Police Officer, who is at present away on a Peace Keeping Mission In Sudan. A passing Motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realise that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery. Suddenly, a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent. Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and can't swim. Describe in a few words what action you would take?. The Police officer thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote; I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd! Is it me that you people want to turn to a mad man?. If the You happen to be the Policeman, what will you write? |
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