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Email From Hell: by tolutope(op): 7:05am On Apr 04, 2006
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for
a long weekend to thaw out last winter. They planned
to stay at the same hotel they spent their honeymoon
29 years before. Because both had jobs they found it
difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. It was
decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a
Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the
hotel. In his room there was a computer so he decided
to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
address and MIS-sent the e-mail to a widow in Houston
without realizing his error.


In Houston that widow had just returned from her
husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister
who had been called home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the
first message, she fainted. Her son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is hot down here!
Re: Email From Hell: by diddy4(m): 7:08am On Apr 04, 2006
yo this shit is fun. am all cracked up. grin what the Bleep? if i was her i would prolly faint too. damnnnnn
Re: Email From Hell: by micklplus(m): 7:38am On Apr 04, 2006
nice one ! but its been cracked b4 on this forum
cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: Email From Hell: by tolutope(op): 3:10pm On Apr 05, 2006
thnks micklplus,  i honestly didnt know it had been posted,  apologies to the originator,  i just want to make sure all jokes on earth get represented in this forum,  smiley
Re: Email From Hell: by dashkk(m): 11:30pm On Jul 20, 2007
@mickplus
how do u know that the job have been postedhuh huh huh
Re: Email From Hell: by holythug(m): 5:17pm On Jul 24, 2007
cute
Re: Email From Hell: by karlken(m): 7:22pm On Jul 24, 2007
funny lol! smiley smiley
Re: Email From Hell: by oge4real(f): 11:06pm On Jul 24, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Email From Hell: by menosky: 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2007
vry funny
Re: Email From Hell: by cecipopula(f): 2:30pm On Jul 26, 2007
Nice 1
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