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It's New In The Dictionary: by zipper003: 6:55am On Jul 03, 2012
1. FAROUK: To collect bribe and deny it at same time.
2. FAROUKED: Past tense of 'farouk'
3. FAROUKER: A person who farouks.
4. FAROUKEE: A person who is farouked.
5. FAROUKISH: Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
6. FAROUKOLOGY: The scientific study of bribe collection and denial of evidence.
7. FAROUKISM: The political ideology/concept of bribery and cover-ups.
8. FAROUKIOSIS: A chronic disorder of bribe taking and denial.
9. FAROUKMENT: A system of farouking.
10. FAROUKISTICALLY: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
11. FAROUKICIDE: An act exhibited by a farouker that is capable of causing someone to farouk.
12. FAROUKXY: Being in the mood or setting out strategies to farouk.
13. FAROUKOUTANCY: Identification and analysis of a farouked person(s) for decision making.
14. FAROUKIOLYSIS: The act of destroying or conceiving bribery evidence so as to frustrate prosecution.
15. FAROUKOMA; A sudden growth of greed that leads to an aborisation and an endless desire to demand and collect bribe without a pre-thought to realize the consequences thereof.
16. FAROUKECTOMY: A surgical procedure for the removal of faroukoma.

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