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I BOUGHT A RACEHORSE AND NAMED IT 'MY FACE'.
I DONT CARE IF IT WINS ANY RACE OR MAKE ME ANY MONEY. ALL I WANT IS THOSE THOUSAND OF FUC KING POSH GIRLS AT ASCOT SHOUTING 'COME ON MY FACE'.

And so fcu!<ing why do i hv 2 care.

Wtf

make una laff now

^{WTF*****my face??whats this site turning into}

I hv 2 talk 2 seun 'bout dis.
*walks into seuns' office*.

*i am also there as the legal adviser*

For whom

for seun

Seun made me the Judge

U 2 r dreaming.

Why u say that? I am the Judge. *looking for ma jury rite now*

Wake up 4rm ya dream bro.

@ poster

You really are A D*CK. Hiiisssssssssssss!

this shit is actually funny if i think of it.

Migines, help me look for ma jury, tope teadr and adick were charged by someone

Aiight. Come round my office and give my secretary ne useful info.

*walks into migines office, (only its not an office) , yanks migines, makes him head of jury, he scampers off to look for am jury*

I 3ried to help.Gud luck.

*[color=Black][/color][size=8pt][/size]Looks around and finds only 1 person, migines is the 1*

Hmmmm

*strolls in looks down, shouts in shock and wonder, wheres my d!ck?*

@ADICK can i have mine please

men adick!! wat r dese guys doing to you n ur so so cute NAME

Some1 stole some1's dick

*it is called privates theft*

Baby Vivian, no worries, its all fun and games.

amievivian:
men adick!! what r dese guys doing to you n your so so cute NAME

ucall that a cute name, wat bout a p*n*s

@ tj tj

that shld be lyk the coolest duh!

*sees ben jay leaving, smacks his buttocks and drags him in by the ear*

@All Ona dey here, clem get mind drag a whole red cap chief for ear,
What a sacrilege, Clem you must be punished for this.

*oya,benji kneel down here*