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Hello, this is daddy.
Is mummy near the phone?. A voice on the
other end answered;
No daddy, she is upstairs
in the bedroom with Uncle Paulinus.
After a brief pause the Callersaid; but my daughter,
you don't have any Uncle called
Paulinus.
I do, he is upstairs in the bedroom with mummy right now.
The Man said; Uh okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock onthe bedroom
door and tell
mummy that daddy’s car
has just arrived at
the gate. The little girl replied; Okay daddy just a minute.
A while later the little girl
came back to the
phone and said; Daddy, i have done it. The Man asked; What happened?.
The little girl replied; Mummy got scared and jumped out of
the bed naked. She ran
round the room
screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on
the staircase, now she is notmoving anymore.
The Man asked; What about Uncle Paulinus?.
The little girl replied; He jumped
out through the window into the swimming pool.
I guess he did not
know that you had emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he is dead.
The Man said;
swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming
pool o!.
Is this 08096944369?.
The girl replied; No, this is 07085037634.
The Man apologised and cutsthe call; Sorry, wrong number.

The man should be charged with murder. Lol