₦airaland Forum

CRAZINESS....: is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE
for N350,000 and Landlord dey pursue your MAMA cos
of N12K House Rent for VILLAGE,

FAITH....: is using the last money on you to buy a
wallet.. (Abegiiii)

WISDOM....: is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over
kakulation)

STUPIDITY....: is having six BIG CARS while living in a
rented apartment.. (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu)

WEALTH....: is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to
the UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch(Money
speaking)

WASTAGE....: Is buying a Big MANSION at Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live
there
(Political Armed Robber)

TROUBLE....: is slapping a soldier in front of quarter
guard in a barracks.. (You may not live well enough to
tell the story)

IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association
driving a Range Rover Sports.. (He can not come and
die na)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of
N1,000 at Eko Hotel.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the
Alaba pirated copy joor)

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only
the onions while tears dey rush comot from your eye..
(Chei....Calaba r bleeping)

MADNESS is when a LADY flirt with a Rich HIV/AIDS
Victim so that she can get money to Buy BRASILLIAN
HAIR, (hmm..Na only God know when person go die
jare,abi?)

DIRTINESS is When Cockroach, Ant, Spider and Rat
becomes your Roommates and you said God Created
them for a Purpose.( this one na death trap ooo)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you
neither add your own join, comment, nor click LIKE or
SHARE

VERY STALE...........though still funny