₦airaland Forum

@ib, u seem to be interested in learning igbo, right?

@jenny,

one bottle of beer for supporting chelsea


nana, kedu?

@NANA,


WE HAVE TO TALK, BUT GOTTA BE LATER, I WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE, GIMME 5MINUTES OK

@IB,

I KNOW IM GONNA SEE U SOMEDAY.

@NANA,

WELL, NO PROBLEM IF U CALL ME A STAR THOUGH CUZ ALREADY I DON DEY FELL LIKE A CELEBRITY

@NANA, HOW IS IT GOIN? YOU'VE NOT BEEN ON LATELY? , KE QUA NU

@IB,

I JUST CANT WAIT TO SEE U AROUND SWEETY.

TOOTBOY, @ SEUN CAN MOVE IT, HMM THANKX FOR THE PRAYER, DONT WORRY MY TEAM WILL TRIUMPH TONIGHT TRUST ME,, NIGGAR

@JENNY, ODIMMA, GIWAN PKANU,

JENNY PLEASE FORGIVE MY IGBO SPELLINGS, IM NOT THAT GOOD, JUST TRYNA UNDERSTAND OK.

=IB,

WILL U EVER VISIT LAG?

SAUCEKID, I WILL HAVE TO TAKE THAT NANA OF A GIRL FROM U IT'S A PROMISE.

@IB,

OLORUN LOMO NKO TO MA SELE.

@SAUCEKID,

WETIN DEY, WHATSUP WITH NANA U FUCKING SNATCHED THE OTHER DAY. I NEVER KNEW U WERE SO DESPERATE TO HOOK UP WITH A WOMAN HERE

@IB, YEP, LAGOS IS FUN AND WE NEED PEOPLE LIKE U AROUND. DONT U KNOW U ARE PRETTY? HAVEN'T NO ONE TOLD U THAT BEFORE?

@ib, i wish u dey LAG.

yeah facts!

all the motherfucking time

@IB,

u are fond of critisizing my posts, why

@ib,

god ofocurse, hmm well, i thought u were gonna quote me the bible, cuz im surprised at your mentioning of God the great one

hmm, nothing we no go hear for nairaland o

@ib,

what do u know about God's great law?

@presido,

oh really?

@welli,

sense what?

@ib,

myself ,my girl, my best friend, his girl are pretty close. so we agree on doin anything.

u think sey we dey practice sharia for LAG.?

@baby's , whatever u call yourself,

hell yeah! it isn't for football.  but read very wel, u will figure out it's romance and football combined.

@ib,

i'mnot surprised, , who knows.

@d.reloaded,

did u got my appology? how is it goin? are u for chelsea?

@IB,

nobody told me u not.

just that i dont know what u doin in kano.

well, i figured my past posts have been pretty embarassing to the ladies. i didn't mean to hurt no one. u've gotta look me as your brothers and show some mercy. i'm so sorry for the offensive posts.

to err is human, to forgive is divine. not as if i'm tryna quote u the gospel.
but please forgive ok.
i'm not gonna guarantee never to posts such things again against anyone cuz human are bound to make mistakes.

GOD BLESS.

@ib,

ofcourse god dey, hmm i was mistaking u for a yoruba girl. so omo mollar nie sha?

today had been the greatest day OF MY LIFE i've been waiting for. i've lost lots and gained less for over 6years i've been a CHELSEA FAN. and i'm at the verge of losing big time only if the red devils triumph in todays encounter over my team CHELSEA. cuz if they do, then i would have to give away my girl friend on a one night stand with my best friend.
but if the red devils couldn't win, then i will have to screw his girl friends fat damn ass to a stand still.

u see thats what myself , my friend and our girls had agreed on. u guyz gotta pray for me now cuz i cant afford to watch my girl been layed by another man

CHELSEA FOR LIFE!

@jenny,

ahu dimma ,

@ofo, she's one of those friends. i'm not married.  thanx

@ib,

i dont seem to understand what u mean by , THE STUFF, what are u really talking bout?