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RubyTheBlogger: I dont really admire lousy types*i start to count my nick... 9...1 I....2 C...3 E...4 G...5 E....6 E....7 Haba! This guy's going nuts!! So am now his crush?? But am surely not smiling!* |
luxanne: Come down from your high horses jor*hmmmm so her mood's spoilt wen she hears my name...? Oh oh oh! Almost 4got, girls speak in opposites, they mean wot they say, but de other way round. No wonder she laughed 1st befor she talked about de mood spoiling...so i'l take it we've made up. Cool to me, cos it had been bothering me 4real* |
ms_pee: Thanks dear. You guys rock*cant this girl just talk without mentioning me...? Now wot have i gotten to do with LUXANNE (and on bed for tht matter!)...?? Am already in LUX's bad book and here is ms-pee trying to rub it in....i'l just pretend i didnt notice wot she said* |
Emmyk: 9icegee, I see you. Peeping through the window is not good for your eyes.lol hi buddy |
ms_pee: Shuga...*There r two tings involved...its either i answer her or i refuse to answer her. If i refuse to answer her, she is safe. If i answer her, there r two things involve...its either i beat her or i dont beat her. If i dont beat her, she is safe. If i beat her, there r two tings involved...its either she cries or she doesnt cry. if she doesnt cry, she is safe. If she cries, there r two things involved...its either she runs to RUBY.THE.BLOGGER [low libido] or she runs to HARLO(t)S [excess libido]. If she runs to ruby, she is safe...BUT IF SHE RUNS TO HARLO(t)S, THERE IS ONLY ONE TING INVOLVED....your guess is as good as mine* |
Emmyk:*lol if thief come my house this night at least i know where to carry police go 2moro* |
ms_pee: This is the list of the people I love, if your name is not there, go and check yourself*There r two tings involved...its either i answer her or i refuse to answer her. If i refuse to answer her, she is safe. If i answer her, there r two things involve...its either i beat her or i dont beat her. If i dont beat her, she is safe. If i beat her, there r two tings involved...its either she cries or she doesnt cry. if she doesnt cry, she is safe. If she cries, there r two things involved...its either she runs to RUBY.THE.BLOGGER [low libido] or she runs to HARLO(t)S [excess libido]. If she runs to ruby, she is safe...BUT IF SHE RUNS TO HARLO(t)S, THERE IS ONLY ONE TING INVOLVED....your guess is as good as mine* |
RubyTheBlogger: how i hate the nuts in snickers*hmmm for de 1st time in our unparallel lives we 'LOVE THE SAME HATE'. I never tot i'l have anytin in common wit him, until he said de above...tot it ws only me, i so much hate de nuts in it too! [wetin SHUGAMANIA sabi? (Gosh i hope she misses this line and not come tear me apart!)] ...hmmmm so at least i share sometin in common with him...good progress. I wonder wot next wil pop up frm his side to surprise me...almost extended a thumps up 2him, but i put my hand back. Aint sure how he'l react. I dont wanna be bitten* |
Emmyk: Na you sabi.*is he sure he goes to church? Or boko haram boys have began claiming church..?? I saw him 2day, he was running away from army...but he didnt c me* |
*hmmmm so things go on here in de alternate room behind my back...* |
harlos: How do you enjoy doing this*wot on earth is he talking about...? Besides, i wsnt even talking 2him der...i dont get it, is he also having a crush on her (my SOAP), plus all de chics he's running after..? [sweet tease wont sure love to read this line]...Goodness me! This guy doesnt seem 2be able to exaust his libido! Lucky him* |
*hmmmm my SOAP is around...cant recall, did i apologiz 2her...? I guess i did, cos if i didnt i think she wud'v mentioned so...maybe befor i sleep 2night we might get talking...Hmmmm it'l be a long shot if she response positivly 2this, but i dont mind taking de shot...lets c if i hit target...i cross my fingers and wait patiently...* |
*so earlier on, these girls were sharing me around like a piece of furniture!! Who instigated this??! I know who's hand-work this is...who else dan dat...no! i refuse to mention her name, cos if i mention now and they'l say they were right...so now 9icegee belongs to sweet-tease (harlos faints, he's blown wit hand fan and a bucket-full of water poured on him, he wakes up)...no no no not her, 9icegee is ms-pee's (her HOUSE-HELP [by now he knows himself, he replied an earlier post tht he was mentioned] gets cardiac arrest, he's rushed to ER, lucky him if he recovers)...no no no not her, its AMMA(co)NDA [jb-love stops breathing, starts crying {he thinks he can fool me like he's fooling others tht he has a crush on her like crazy. Braaa!! I aint fooled!}]...now tht i'v shared dem to their prospectives they can allow me rest...i turn my attention to 'the colour of my towel' <she knows herself>...Y's she putting up a pretense...?* |
Ammanda :*lmao! Wot kinda tom-boy is this?? Cos a real lady wouldnt do this to a nice guy like me. This one is surely a tom-boy, and de whole place is so filled with dem! Am sure this one climbs palm tree!! See her legs! It tells all!...(i coolly walk away to de nearest tap to wash my face...) my! If this soup taste this bad on my face i wonder how it'l taste in my mouth! And she said its her favourite soup!! Her sister is such a bad cook! De bloody soup looks like slime in a ghost-busters cartoon series!!)* |
9icegee: *lmao! Wot kinda tom-boy is this?? Cos a real lady wouldnt do this to a nice guy like me. This one is surely a tom-boy, and de whole place is so filled with dem! Am sure this one climbs palm tree!! See her legs! It tells all!...(i coolly walk away to de nearest tap to wash my face...) my! If this soup taste this bad on my face i wonder how it'l taste in my mouth! And she said its her favourite soup!! Her sister is such a bad cook! De bloody soup looks like slime in a ghost-busters cartoon series!!)* Ammanda : Ammanda : |
ms_pee: Nah. It won't even last for a day, I will kill him*another example of talking in de opposite. I understand wot she really meant wen she said tht...* ... Ha thank goodness some males r here!! I can now walk away safely <heaves a heavy sigh of relieve!!>* |
Ammanda :*was she even angry sef...? <sighs!!>...maybe she took opportunity of my soft heart and pretended so tht she can get de apology from me. But my own turn, she ws busy blowing gum! I hope de next gum she blows sticks all over her face!! {and some gets stucked in her nose}...(i take one hard look at her and walk away)* |
*wait!!!...viewing this topic... Ammanda Shugamania Mspee Sweet-tease And am de only male! In de midst of three hot shoddies! My oh my! I start to fear...i hope i wont be gang-banged (bad word! [i clean my mouth, as i dont talk dirty, unlike some ppl...])!!...seriously hoping a male walks in befor things get messy* |
Ammanda :*seriously saying AM SORRY. disrespecting girls aint part of my profession...but how do i come out now and tell her how sorry i am...{As shy as i am}? Besides, how wil she react...? De fear of her reaction makes me back-track...mayb i'l put up this sorry-kitty face and hope she can read my mind from it...* |
ms_pee: I'm in a very good mood today! How are you?*i look around me...who's she asking...? Cos am definitly sure she wasnt talking 2me. I'l faint if she was. Has she ever by chance talked 2me before...oh! I almost said no...yes she has, but de things tht proceed from her mouth aint 'how r u(s)'...so how come she shud be talking 2me now..? Well, there's only one way to find out, pretend i didnt hear, den wait if she'l repeat herself...* |
ms_pee: Lol. Stop making his peanut head swell jare. I hate him*one tin i know, from inception, girls used to talk in de opposite, tht is, they mean wot they say, but put it the other way round...for instance, a girl tht says she loves u, lie! She doesnt. But the one tht sings how much she hates u, My! u need to visit her room! i bet u'l c ur pictures all over her wall...u figure me now...?so i wud'v rather been so shocked if this barbie said she loves me. I wud'v cried. But now tht she says she hates me, hmmmm am all smiles, cos i know exactly wot she means, SHE LOVES ME TO SHREDS!...olive branch is stil extended to her anyway, i hope she realises tht she should seize this opportunity and grap it (with both hands)* |
Ammanda :*which one is this gum-blowing attitude...? Or she walks de corner (i dont know if she understands wot i mean by tht...i guess she should, she's intelligent, unlike de other dumb friends of hers lmao [i didnt mention any1's name o! i dont want TROUBLEM])? cos gum-blowing is part of their job specifications....* |
ms_pee: He isn't that bad tho, but he can be very annoying atimes. He is our enemy until he stops thinking*who asked this one??! Is her HOUSE-HELP not around 4her to go and flirt wit??!...did i hear her say 'he isnt tht bad tho'...? Oh! So she's a secret admirer uh?! Oh oh! Never knew some1 had been entertaining a crush on me since...if she comes out open mayb i can do sometin about it. Hope her HOUSE-HELP wont turn to tomatoes by de time he comes up and read this. His problem, not mine* |
Ammanda :*lmao! I refuse to be drawn in....girls sure know how to make u do things u dont wanna and at the end they get hurt and stil blame u 4it...where's de apology meanwhile...? Cant find it* |
Ammanda :*good lord! Did she just say 'ppl with different kinda mental state??!'...so now to her i must'v ran outta psycho yard?? This girl get mouth! I think i'l demand an apology from her for this...and this happens to be a babe i started to like...i'l UN-LIKE her if she doesnt apologiz* |
Ammanda :*lol funny girl....at least she stopped de hair twisting action* |
Ammanda :*isnt tht an early sign of KOLOMENTALITY...? Ha pls o! I like this girl o! Some1 should pls help her befor de hair twisting saga becomes sometin else* |
ms_pee: Your private part?*see?! Some1 is talking about going PRIVATE here but all she thinks of is PRIVATE PART...i dont blame her, not her fault. Its nature, its natural, it happens...yesterday I knew exactly wot her problem ws. Wen she ws telling every one here she's down wit maleria (hence fooling all 2believ her and pour sorry upon sorry on her) i wsnt taken 4de ride, i wsnt fooled along. I knew wot her prob was and i stated it clearly...lemme c if i can find tht post and re state it here again...hope i'l be able to, As i find it difficult to manuver this place...* |
ms_pee: Your private part?*see?! I knew exactly wot her problem ws. Wen she ws telling every one here she's down wit maleria (hence fooling all 2believ her and pour sorry upon sorry on her) i wsnt taken 4de ride, i wsnt fooled along. I knew wot her prob was and i stated it clearly...lemme c if i can find tht post and re state it here again...hope i'l be able to, As i find it difficult to manuver this place...* |
ms_pee: On if everybody does a VN for me - sound of music, and if 9icegee stops coming to this thread*and talking about some ppl...wait! Y shud i give her de joy of replying her?! See as she had already adjusted herself and gotten ready to read my post (with a smile of cos)...i guess it'l be felt more deeply if i just pretend i didnt notice her and move along...hence, i'l say nothing 2her, hope the disapointment doesnt give her cardiac arrest* |
sweet-tease:* i check carefully and run through de lists, twice..-ok my name aint there. Thts good...i wonder how her exams ws anyway. I know she'l excell, she sounds brilliant (unlike some ppl...)* |
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, i prefer cool ladies.. My crush is seeing this message oo.. Shes now smilling to herself and saying 'maybe its me'. A clue, her nick is 7letter words 


