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thatgurlvixen: 9icegee why na?? U culd av waited 2 mins before coming..

Shuga,u've seen it shey?

*i wondeer y wot..if its about pix, they should know am not interested in hw anyone looks,..u show me ur pic, fine, il appreciate it, if ur pretty (even if ur ughly like... lemme not mention her name, i dnt want trouble.. il stil tell u ur pretty, in order nt to wound ur girlish ego)...am more interested in WHO someone is, and not HOW (s)he looks*

*i wonder who must have pressed the "cowbell"* and finished it...so the whole tin is now flat-out and draped-looking..? not a good sight at all!!! hope she keeps her cloths on...*

Ammanda :
it's one legged boy like that, I'll show u wen he comes back.

now that my milk is finished, what am I going to do *weaps profusely*

sweet-tease:
And he is pretending lik he doesn't know what am talking about





Awwwwww.....nice names, Estee for the gal, Harlos for the boy....what beautiful names

*how i wish i did...unless mayb if she comes out clearly and tell me*

*if only i could get him...i think no need to bother on this, since i cant*

lalaboi: Dey make mouth sha. we were all here when she did it and you couldnt say a word . . you couldnt even say hi to here again . .

sweet-tease:
Thank you for seeing the beauty....unlik the 'R' thng trips me eh






Hehehehehehe....... I don know who get una power

*how i wish i understood her properly...who gets who's power, over who...?*

*now she'l come and read this and fan herself, wen nothing true is written in it...wen did she ever TELL ME OFF...? for one, she wont dare do tht, and second, she didnt even do it, knowing wot repacautions will follow...hence i wonder where this my friend is getting this frm...shouldnt he have found out from her first...?*

lalaboi: 9icegee dey fear lux ever since she told him off lol. . he cant think freely again

sweet-tease:
9icegee go soon come start to dey tink now

*looks like i disappointed her by keeping shut*

*mayb she'l enjoy the alternate one next door (the last person to post in this thread wins)...only if she'l be able to keep up with the speed at which tht one runs*

~vicky~:
sick thread

*almost chocked!!! he doesnt even knw de meaning of tht expression..??!! my o my!!!*

NoLoveLost: which hand?? Meaning

*lmao!!! this girl is sure some piece!!!...guess am lucky to be in her right side, cos i dnt think il be able to take wot she dishes out lol*

luxanne: *talk to the hand

*mayb i shud open an "in-house-thread" (u can coin any other bether name if u have it) asking hw many ppl need an apology frm this guy...i dnt knw hw many feel like me tht its nt neccessary...i mean, wot do we need it for? if u leave this place, dnt come back!! no one will miss u. if we miss u tht much maybe will get ur number and call u, pleading tht u shud pls come back...so y return and den come keep whinning like a toodler...wen uv nt not recieved calls from we tht r still here...? i dnt knw how wrong or hw right i am on tht...mayb clicking of LIKE TO THIS will help me determine if i have de general opinion of all...i op no one gets me wrong here, i dnt want "like votes" (i dnt even knw wot the essence of tht thing is and y ppl wanna kill 4it), i simply wanna knw wot ppl's opinion is on this...oh! else i forgot, i guess i shud tell all tht the day i leave this place, no one shud bother to call me back, cos i wnt return (lol i knw exactly who and who will pretend they liked this last statement wen in reality they absolutly dnt!!!)*

NoLoveLost: dem nr wan forget A̶̲̥̅♏ na.. The whole house deserve an apology from me, bt sm pipo shudnt expect M̶̲̥̅̊ε to lick their sorry as$ in the name of apology.. Dahz wah A̶̲̥̅♏ tryna prove!! Case rested

*i guess one thing this guy doesnt knw is tht u dnt join issues wit babes, u jst leave dem to their ways, cos ul never win an argument with them, so y bother to start wot u cant finish...? i hope some1 jst educates him on this....*

lalaboi: Ruby. . na wa for you o. . . nigga just let it be. . . .

You just dey do like woman siiiiiince.

*hmmm this girl wants this guy to move frm here and go suspend himself on the fan in his room...this aint good...she shud make de guy feel some love, no mather hw small..isnt it the very idea of all this deactivation crap...? y clearly spell out to him tht no one misses nor miss nor will ever miss, nor notice, nor noticed, nor will ever notice weda he is here, or he had gone, or weda he will go...? ha! MY SOAP sure has some mouth...*

luxanne: Lmao! Oh, you actually thought my disappointment with you is because you deactivated? Stop priding yourself dude, as a matter of honesty, I'll prefer you didn't come back @ all .

Take the statistics yourself, with the way you disrespect people on here, who would want you to stay on? You see, noone - so if you like, go ahead and deactivate this acct and never come back, I we won't care cos your personality reeks.

And your moniker, Nolovelost? Lol...All love is lost on you dude so wake up but if you don't, your life.

Emmyk: Padi. How was ur night?
Buenos Dias.

*how wud i knw how de night was wwen i had slept? isnt it only those tht couldnt sleep at night tht will be able to tell u hw d night ws? to me the night ws dark cos my eyes were fully shut... i aint part of tht group of ppl tht answer tht the night ws ok, good, fine etc. just hw did they knw? probably b.cos they couldnt sleep....i dnt knw the group he belongs anyway...*

ms_pee: Fvck you!!!

*i had always said i know wot her problem is, y de moods, de angers, the vexings etc...now she has clearly stated wot has been 'hungrying' her since. Its not a surprise...just take a walk 2any farm, look at farm animals thts in heat (i guess i dont have to explain tht to any1, al shud know wot tht means), and den have no male to 'take care of de situation'.... How does such animal behave? It gets angry and restless and vexing and moody!...am sure if such animals could talk, if asked wot de problem is they'l shout a reply similar 2de above, which is: ''(i want to) FVCK YOU!!!''...so does any1 still have a doubt wot her problem is...? I guess none wil anymore, at least after reading thru this post [and am writing this based on de assumption tht she has de-activated, tht she's gone as she said she wud, hence i can say anythin freely about her, behind her back...i seriously hope de revers is not the case, tht she's stil around and wil come c this (cos she's gonna tear me apart)]...i cross my fingers. The waiting begins...*

*hmmmm so somebody here is pregnant...? And she always pretend she doesnt do 'pregnancy thing'!...all these small small girls (her tiny voice makes me believ she's a small girl) their eye don open finish! Ta!!*

*lol this guy wants to cut people to peices??!*

Emmyk: I know two types of Dismember, is it dismember as in Dis-member, or dismember as in Dis-member??

*i check her pofile, i c nothing of a pic, unless she is a ghost*

Ammanda :
sorry o, I dint mean to be partial. It's just that the cough was becoming incessant hence I needed protection against...um,, btw, I just cured u of the cough, u dint cough again while speaking. Tanks to my wonderful drugs.

Fineboi every member upload his or her pic during entrance and so did I, It's ur turn now.

strong squad

luxanne: *phew, you just won't stop right?

Okay 9icegee, what's your problem with me? Let's get this settled and pls let's do this without you having to converse your usual way

* meanwhile, have i ever said i have a problem with her? I guess de question shud be de other way round, her problem with me, and this is a fine opportunity 4her to come clean and state it, mayb we can make up...but wil she seize de opportunity...?*

luxanne: *phew, you just won't stop right?

Okay 9icegee, what's your problem with me? Let's get this settled and pls let's do this without you having to converse your usual way

lol

ms_pee: Don't worry dear, 9icegee will soon drop his' VN...
shebi it's love inspiration you girls are talking about?

*i wonder wot VN is...veneral stuff i guess it shud be, especially considering de source, this girl! All she thinks of r things related to stuffs around tht area...i dont know exactly wot this girl wants from me. Y cant she come out and state clearly {with tht her small voice (i tot wt al de trouble she causes she shud have one threatening male voice, not knowing she has a tiny voice like ones used for advert!)}....i guess de best tin 4now is to just side step over her and move into de room.*..

luxanne: Goodness

Ms_pee, you berra tell us what exactly you feel for this guy cos you can't do without calling his name

*now tht she's teasing me, have i complained? The next tin now, she'l show up tht vexing pretense of hers...girls with their formings! At least now she cant argue de talking in opposite again can she...?i'l simply say nothing, because if i talk now, she'l start her spats again. I guess she's better off this way...and next time she wants to talk about me, wont it show she's a civilizd babe by using my nick, instead of phrases like 'this guy'. I'l be happy if she does. And i know she likes making me happy*

RubyTheBlogger: so u get maut? Ah been think say na only brain u get

*isnt it better to have brains without mouth dan mouth without brains?...he hasnt even finished one problem and he's about to start another one...this guy is one min one trouble!! Off to bed jor! Both of dem can remain and slug de nights out!*

ms_pee: *singing*
them go dey whine, dey cry, dey complain, but e no concern me.


I come here come play and laugh, some people come here come feel important because them no get life outside nairaland.
*dancing skelewu with my tongue out*

I have succeeded in pressing a button and breaking a bone tonight.

obatala, thank you o

*shaking my oversized bum-bum*

*over-sized bum bum k...see her small yash!! Sends me to sleep!*

luxanne: Lol...am cool like that

*Off to bed guys, good night

*plants a kiss on her* goodnight

ms_pee: Shut up!!!
You are drunk, go u bed!!!

By the way, ammanda sends her love

*lol am used to her 'shut ups' by now, i c its part of her vocabs hence i cant do anythin to change tht but get used to it...and, its not in my place to answer her wot she said. Let AMMA(co)NDA log in and c this msg 2moro, she'l sure have some explainations to do to her

luxanne: Get your facts right, will you? If you going to say stuffs about me, then quote me right, cos I don't condone such mistalks.

And don't bother replying this cos am done with you.

*i should QUOTE HER RIGHT? just how? Where'd i quote her WRONG?? My! Girls! U cant just get around their mood swings can u?! Just wen u think u're over it they cook up sometin else tht throws u completely off balance and way back into de pool. U'l end up so confused u'l be wondering, 'just wot is de prob with my babe'? just as i am right now...girls!*

Shugamania: Not trying to take sides or be a judge here but....
I don't see where she tried to make u feel bad. Everyone could tell it was just harmless banter between u guys, just fun which is quite normal between friends. If u cant stand d heat, stay outta d kitchen. Lol, u need to visit d aggressive parts of Nl and see how people take shots.

U're a man, bro...for peace sake, let it go.

*hmmmm UN (UNITED NATIONS) PEACE KEEPER! Instead of allowing those two to continue trading blows, Let her try to get involved, until wen bullets starts flying over her head, by den she'l learn tht wen two lovers fight, all u have to do is stand by de side-walk and watch, u try to separate, u do so at ur own peril, cos they'l turn on at u...after all wen they later kiss and make up, they wont remember u contributed to it*

ms_pee: Shhhhhhh *places my fingers on his mouth*
Don't say it again o, somebody wants to die here already o, when he has not even seen anything. Lmao! I don't want anybody to deactivate his account because of me ni

*wips my hair from side to side, catwalks around him* your plan won't work!


By the way, who is coming to change the name jare?

*this girl sure knows how to find trouble!! I wonder how she was in her nursery (or abi na 'government approved' primary school she go...?) school...she must'v caused lotta fights between boys and den sit back to enjoy de action. Bad girl!*

luxanne: Like seriously, girls speak in the opposites? You sure you on planet earth? Cos I doubt that with the amount of blabs you spill on here.

*wot will i do to get this babe to relax? Cos everytin i try, she'l stil raging and spitting fire...wait! Was she de one with tht voice note tht kept saying ''9icegee talk! talk! talk! wen wil u start talking as in talk(like am deaf and dumb)??!''...if she's de one tht made it den i understand where all de vexing is coming from...i wonder jst how i can make up with her, by doing wot or by not doing wot, i dont know. But if she gives me a clue...well, we'l c...nothing bad in hoping she wil, at least she just broke now now de promise of ever not talking to me again. Hence, i dream on...lets c....*

ms_pee: Oh please! The earlier you stop taking these things to heart, the better for you. So because I said hi to you and all that I seeked for your attention, right? No problem, no more talking to you, since you don't know how to control those itchy fingers of yours when they type the gibberish in your head.
This is cyber, people come here to have fun, and you came here to read things and take them to heart, don't go and die o.
I woo boys, fine. But you are not even up to half of the standard of the boys I woo. Go and upgrade abeg! ASUU slave!

*i open a bottle of red wine, pours into glass, cross my legs, gets ready to view action film...play 'd-banj's tony montana' (its going down)...i knew tht soon it'l get to this. De question wasnt weda it wil or it wont but WEN...Lets c how this plays out...meanwhile, so she woo's men??! Never knew...and she clearly and openly accepted doing so...hmmmm she better not bring tht wooing my side o!...or is she wooing me already...?*