sigba:
Shy, your boy is almost gone o! I no fit hol am o.

Shygal: @sigba dnt mind me dear, i miss u more dan u can eva imagin... jus dt i'v bin bizi wid stufz buh i try 2 chek in evry min. whisperin in2 ur ears*pls put an eye on dt ma guy, i perceive foul play* tnx 4 evry evry ma'am!
@9 monsheri nw u wana brk ma hrt huh.
@ani nw ma 9 hs got his eyez on a pwity sexy hawt lady lyk u.hmmnn
@uj i didnt c d huge. lol, bt i saw a 5n face. anyways ur pix shws am nt biga dan u sha, so u Won
@chokolee dnt mind dem o, i see snatchin tinz too oh!

anitank: *airplane mode* feeling fly!!!(I jst pray I don't end up like dana sha)

ujchief: Dont let them cut ya throat while shopin! I got this (very cheap) sneakers @aba, check it out

sigba:
Goodmorning, cuttie.

sigba:
Hehehe. Shy, where re you oo?

sigba:
Hehehe. Shy, where re you oo?

anitank:
*in wizkid's voice* ur a pretty fine boy and u got no ghurl......(Points to self)holla @ur ghurl *winks*

ujchief:
Whaaaat?? *wears my polo, runs outside and snaps a fast pix*... Now who d hel told u u're biga than me?

Loskee:

ok o, grammophone chief patrick obaghiagbon don halla... una don hear am abi
bowss, i dont think 'FENCE SITTERS' like him ever get the gist.

FYI, omenka JUNIOR, the thread said NYSC BATCH B ASPIRANTS MEET HERE... it never said discuss only streamlined boring nysc gist... this is a forum for us to 'MEET'... WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU FIND IT SO TOUGH TO UNDERSTAND
anyway, when you go for service, ensure you don't talk to anyone unless they are ready to ask you some strictly nysc-related question... you can also reciprocate... and see if THEY WON'T JUST TAG YOU AS SOME BORING GEEK. YOUR TYPE SHOULD NOT BE IN NYSC TO FRATERNIZE OR MAKE FRIENDS... IT WOULD DEFEAT YOUR AIMS AND OBJECTIVES FOR BEING IN NYSC I GUESS...

WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT IS WHAT THIS THREAD HAS ACHIEVED FOR US ALL. APART FROM THE FACT THAT WE HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING VARIOUS NYSC ISSUES WHICH YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISSED, WE IN THE MEANTIME FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS OURSELVES... WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE FAMILY NOW, WE ARE FREE TO EXPRESS OURSELVES THE WAY WE WANT, KEEPING TO THE FAMILY RULES...

AND YOU, MY FRIEND, CANNOT <<REWIND CANNOT CHANGE THAT!

PEACE, JUNIOR!

sigba:
You just dey breeze in and out, you like it as we re missing you here abi? Try o, we re viewing u in cinema.

9-zeros:

yeah, right. d thread's primary aim is still 2 share nysc related info amongst d prospective batch b corpers. d jokes n social talks just helps in keepin us 2geda n flowin while we await 2nd july. thanks 4 ur corncern tho. 1 luv.

omenka Jnr: Wonderful nite rest to de Big house family...though nt really new here bt i have been hanging on de fence for over a month nw trying to get de rudiments and motives of dis thread...i have found it quite informative and interesting to de ebullient and prospective incoming Batch B members,bt pls@9Zeros,try and act decisively at members dat use this thread as a personality show or contest rather dan de mission of which it was brought out in de first place...dats is why in recent times,dis thread is nt making waves again in followership...once more DE COMRADE from FUTO is back to de fold......July 2nd here we come!!!!

anitank:
So na ur pic make my fone hang for like 2mins??

oweniwe:

ITbomb:
Megareal and ibidapko hope you got it.
My little trick, though I can't verify for others, don't check your balance no matter how tempting till when the month is nearly over and they start sending the 'your crapberry subscription will soon expire', you check your balance and you MAY get another one month

oweniwe: abeg make una stop rushing. Na softly softly person dey chop hot catfish and pepper soup

emmy99: Boss permission 2 pour wata in all d rooms 2 make d house wet. Hahahahaha

Chokolee: Viewing this topic: odicowest(m), shakz(m), T.stone(m), Nasty22(m), 9-zeros(m), Chokolee (m), O'steve and 1 guest(s)

EVENING GREETINGS 2U

mykejones: Lolzzz...i got so tempted today. Am wearin my white shirts now jare. Before 2nd july,i shd have finished wearin al of dem..no biggie.
Na to wash dem wella,iron dem,then repackage!. .
Loskee..how far? Am thinkin of headin2 kasua bachi 2get some blankee oo..lets roll dai 2geda na?
No wori..i'l spons u..na joke sha

odicowest: well d colour of ur polo is telling that ur 22yrs

anitank: Babes r not smiling

fashrola: thx man...I'm 22

T.stone:
Viewing this topic 9-zeros(m), T.stone(m) and 2 guest(s)

What an honour to be viewing this topic together with my Boss!

@Boss 9-zeros, I HAIL YOU SIR!!!

oweniwe: 56 pages in a few days? Wetin dey chase una sef

anitank:
....Or any other day *winks*

anitank: Omg! 9-zeros if dos lips r rily urs den am officially in love.

sigba:
Lol. I understand. You want the day run by.

Shygal: mwah mwah mwah...swit lips u gat monsheri!

sigba: Goodafter noon all.

queensmith:

Listen to yourself, words of madness!

You obviously havent taken a long hard look at yourself in the mirror,

buahahahahaha, is that sagamute- the mofo is hulluva ugly u can tell without even seeing his face!He even respects himself enough not to show his pig face on this forum. he knows the mere sight of him will chase everyone away!

Look at this troll faced f00l bouncing up and down calling people fat! Are you skinny?

I should have known, dude has bigger bosoms than me!

waste man!

Look at how he's dressed! what a tramp

Its definitely true what they say- ugly mothafockers make the loudest noise! HA!