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April Fool

Fake age is not worth celebrating

brain54:
Go and buy in Iran...


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You think you are funny?
Citizens defending and protecting those who held them and their unborn children down, your ilks are those who condemn legit irania citizens for fighting their terror regime while demanding for freedom.

Your type is why nigeria cannot work

RealityKings1:
Absolute waste of time

an observation that adds credence to fact cannot be a waste if you ask me

yarimo:
ok

Acknowledging my presentation with mere ok goes a long way to expose the character behind the monica tag "yarimo" hanging on here for years does not change personality now increase knowledge.
same ol shii

Op you are deep and very strategical with your presentation, I feel you

yarimo:
Since it was APC billboard it's angry protesters, but if it was other political parties billboards it will be APC supporters. Hypocrites everywhere

I pity you with your weak defense and little mind, your type is those who want the world to spoil simply because they aren't making it.

2027 will shock you and your ilk, tinubu is a one time president OTP

Obi Cubana and chief priest will be reeling in serious stomach pain upon hearing this, they will be like; Oga seyin you see what your dead and indefensible father's ambition has caused us now, no body want to hear own name mentioned anywhere but, seyin will tell them; but I paid you na.. Obi cubana will be like; tunder faya you with your money which kin winch money kee

fattprince:
You are probably a gen z. I'm not so you don't call me kiddo it should be the other way round.

Oya show your pishure

kiddo go inside, go and read your book

Sage
Man pass man no be for mouth

Ushame:
I thought you're the man that I did one for two weeks ago

Anyways which state are u based ?

You thought?
what made you think otherwise?

Tinubu is a misfit who's got no business with legit leadership, he is better off agbero chairman where they snatch it and run-away with-it , where there is no accountability like his boy oluomo no school cert is needed no age declaration is needed where no past record of narcotic won't be a problem.
las las baba na street

The crop of men in Tinubu's cabinet laughable! the truth is they know Tinubu is bad but the fact they have something to gain from his corrupt administration they jumped in to get their own slice of the cake.

Thunder fire integrity jare abi hungry man get choice before

very soon you will cry to UN and ICC

loveth360:
A man that wants to Carry his mother in-law on the back to cross bridge must have the courage to hold her bumbum.


Nigeria is going down everyday is mostly because of how Nigeria is treating Igbos since 1970.

An Igbo man that mistakenly took a pen that doesn't belong to him is a criminal More than Southwest and Northern man that murdered dozens of people on the process of stealing money from the bank.

this girl don spoil finish
so to save mother inlaw no be proble na to hold her bumbum be your wahala abi

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Bro I need to buy asap if you have stock there, I can buy direct from you if you legit

That crib structural design is bae just like the car neatness

mumu man you be instead of you to man up and face the contender you resorted to cheap blackmail

Christistruth00:
In Kano?


Just Negotiate peace and alert the security agents You cannot even guarantee the safe evacuation of your people there

It is not by chestbeating


The Emirs Palace is a good place to start

Send a peace delegation there

Which peace delegate when there are peaceful with their host communities? or did you mean war delegates?
Can you define chest beating in your own understanding before I delve in

Na so one retard corolla driver harass me for one tiny street market road where vehicles park left and right wey be say commuters need cooperation to navigate through, I tell myself say lie lie I no fee follow engage for that kain show of shame na so I reverse with my big car wey fee buy that corolla 6-7 times with change.

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franchasng:
I want to make this warning public ahead of 2027 so that no Nigerian will say they were not warned.


Someone who isn't a Nigerian sent me this and I almost cried reading through his words.


He said and I quote:


Whenever I look at the situation of Nigeria, I just shed tears for the entire black race. I am not black but I have had decades of encounter with a lot of black people from different African countries, and I can boldly say that blacks are one of the rarest breed of humans when it comes to being humane to mankind, but unfortunately, bad leadership at the government level has destroyed the chances of black people ever taking the center stage in global affairs, especially in technology, science, innovation, sports and entertainment. As a Caucasian, I know the privileges I have over other races right from birth. Being Caucasian already puts me ahead of other races, whether I am smart or not, whether I am humane or not, it doesn't matter. Do you know why it is so? Because pure Caucasian nations built a legacy for us from the beginning. The British, the Spanish, the Portuguese, Italians, Greeks, French, Germans, and even Russians. The exploits they did many hundreds of years ago cemented the place of glory and honor for the entire Caucasian race all over the earth. They paid the price that we modern generation of Caucasians are enjoying today.


Do you know that because of few population of Caucasians in South Africa, that is the reason South Africa is a bit advanced more than other black African nations? They enjoy a lot of secret privileges that other black African nations will never enjoy just because of the few Caucasians that naturalized in South Africa but many South Africans of the black race don't know this secret, they think they are smarter than other black Africans like Nigerian people who are super talented and smart.


I am not from the United States, I have lived there for decades before relocating back to my country because nothing feels like home. I can tell you with boldness that in the United States of America, Nigerians are one of the most educated and focused people in that country. I did a PhD program at Philadelphia and guess what? Most of my mates there were Nigerians, just few Caucasians from different countries, you hardly see Americans or Britons. These Nigerian guys were so focused, dedicated and exceptional. One made some new discoveries that won her some huge fund to pursue her research, some private firms partnered back then, I was wowed.


It was at that time, around early 2000s that I started researching about Nigeria to know more about the country because some other friends have told me about Nigerians being smart and also crooked in very interesting way, oh yes, a friend of mine from Belarus told me that some years back. He said if you want to learn unheard crooked ways to make big dirty money in the world, that you should befriend a Nigerian guy and play along with him, that you will be wowed at what these guys can do. My friend said they can compromise any system once they see the opportunity to make money from that system. After hearing a lot of good and bad stories pointing at Nigerian people, I decided to make a trip to Nigeria to know more about the country myself.


It was funny when I couldn't get a visa to visit Nigeria like some other first world countries I have visited, I was like, wow, I thought it was going to be very easy since the country had a reputation of being one of the most corrupt nations on earth with nothing going on inside the country aside some crude oil.


Finally after some months, I secured a visa and headed to Nigeria. I think it was Yaradua that was the President when I first visited Nigeria. I landed at Lagos airport, it looked really chaos on arrival, the cloud was not really looking nice and there were lots of shanty looking houses known with most black African countries, but I was really interested to know more about Nigeria haven heard so much about the citizens.


I spent 14 days in Nigeria, 5 days in Lagos, 3 days in Abuja, 2 days in Calabar, 2 days in Kaduna and 2 days in Benin city.

But when I went back, my friend said I should have visited the Eastern side, so I started making research about Eastern Nigeria then I learned about the civil war, about Onitsha, Aba, Portharcourt and Enugu. So I planned a second trip with a target to visit the Eastern side more. So during my second trip, I visited Portharcourt, Enugu, Onitsha and Owerri, I couldn't visit Aba because of a travel advisory, I had to cancel.


A few years later, I think after the death of Yaradua, I went back to Nigeria and I visited Aba, Abakaliki, Ibadan, Ondo and Kano state. After that, I started a plan to spend some of my vacation in Nigeria just to understand Nigerians the more because I wanted to see the possibility of writing a book about Nigerians, which many first world nation citizens would love to read from a Caucasian person's view.


Later on I visited Accra Ghana, Benin Republic, Togo and Gabon. I fell in love with black Africans the more and if not that I was already married and committed to my marital vows as a devout Catholic, I would have married a black woman, probably from Nigeria or Gabon because I found them more interesting.


After years of studying Nigerians right from inside Nigeria, I discovered that Nigerian people have a great potential for greatness but lacked the leadership cohesion to achieve this. Digging further, I discovered a deep-seated issue of tribal-religious division. The Northern part of Nigeria had nothing in common with the Southern part. While the Northern part lived like ancient Arab countries, the Southern part lived a typical African life of dedication to trade, business, commerce and education. I also discovered a deep-seated disdain for the Eastern Nigerians by the Western and Northern Nigerians. One of the taxi guy that drove me around in Lagos, I asked his tribe, he told me he was Yoruba, he taught me certain things about Nigeria and the different tribes, though I already knew about this but he helped broke it down.


I observed something. Anytime he wanted to say something about the Igbos, he hisses, so I decided to dig deeper one day and asked him why he doesn't like talking about Igbos. He said because they are very bad people. I was shocked to hear that. I dug deeper, so I asked him why does he think so? He said something in Pidgin English that meant he knows them very well and have dealt with them severally, that they are very terrible people that love money so much and ready to sacrifice their entire family members to make money. And he narrates all these with anger, showing he meant every word he said.


He told me they are the only tribe in Nigeria that deal on hard drugs and also do a lot of what he called money ritual, that was the first time I heard about 'money ritual', so I asked him to explain and what he explained was gory you know. But being a liberal minded person that love digging deeper, I didn't just take his words and cancelled the Igbos so I decided to pay more attention to knowing about the Igbos. Unfortunately something similar happened when I visited Ibadan and Kano. All the taxi guys had one bad thing to say about the Igbos and how they contributed so much in destroying Nigeria's image abroad, I felt pity for the Igbos because before I came to Nigeria, I didn't know that it was the Igbos that made most Caucasians I know talked bad about Nigeria. They just classified Nigerians as very corrupt and smart people.


This led me to start researching about Nigerian leadership; I got to discover that the Igbos have only been in position of leadership as the President of Nigeria in 1966 and it was for a few months and through Military mutiny. I began to wonder why the guys I met in Lagos, Ibadan and Kano believed Igbos were the reason Nigeria isn't a great country, this made me develop more interest in knowing more about the Igbos and the Nigerian politics. It was at this point that I realized that the greatest problem of Nigeria is tribal-religious division and a deep-seated hatred for the Igbos of Eastern Nigeria.


In my personal findings, I found out that the Igbos have a more liberal mind compared to the other Nigerian tribes. When I visited the Eastern side, all the interactions I had with the natives over there, including the taxi guys, none of them sounded bias in terms of ethnicity. They were more interested in knowing the country I came from and also pitching business ideas. One even told me that I can come and invest in hotel business that it was a very lucrative business. He told me that there are some hotels in his city that were built by white people like me, that if I am interested that he would help me find a land in good location in the city center, I laughed because it was interesting listening to him pitch business ideas to me.


I remember another telling me that he would love to travel out of Nigeria to study and work. When I asked him why he doesn't believe he would be better in Nigeria, he said the government is corrupt and won't allow young graduates like him in Nigeria get a job without having a connection of some sort, I immediately noticed a difference between Igbo people's assessment of why Nigeria is not working and other tribe's assessment. The other tribes condemned Igbos in the strongest words and blamed them for Nigeria's woes but the Igbos blamed people in government generally and never pointed accusing fingers at any tribe or group of people and they are eager to transact business.


Let me stop here for now so that my message won't be too lengthy for you.


I have made several researches about Nigeria's past and present leadership at the center, that is what you guys call federal government and I can tell you boldly that there is no good future for Nigeria if the current guys in charge continue. I am not proud to say this, European governments don't want Nigeria and most African countries to get it right in terms of leadership and that is why they always back the worst set of politicians to emerge leaders in black African nations. There is this guy called Peter Obi, he is a wonderful guy, I have been researching about him, I have followed all his outings and lifestyle, they are consistent and he reflects the qualities of a great leader, the type that liberated many countries in Europe and Asia. From my personal findings too, he won the last Presidential election held in Nigeria but I think because he is Igbo, the incumbent President at that time didn't trust him enough to let him pull through. Only the Nigerian masses would have fought for that guy to emerge President of Nigeria but again I am sure because he is Igbo, they didn't see the need to fight for him because most other Nigerian tribes from my personal experience believe Igbos are the problem of Nigeria and are not to be trusted.


I see the guy trying to re-contest again in 2027, but the truth is, the incumbent won't let him win, he would use every available means to stop him and only the Nigerian masses can help that guy to emerge against the several odds.


And I sincerely tell you, if Nigerians fail to elect Peter Obi as President in 2027, I doubt there will be another opportunity to get Nigeria on the right track again in the next 100 years. Leaders like this emerge once in a lifetime and when a nation misses them, it takes them centuries to get a replacement.


And when I look at the spiritual side of Nigerian issues, if I am to interpret it with what I discovered during my several visits to Nigeria, I think Peter Obi is on a divine mission. Divinity raised him to emerge from the oppressed and rejected side; the Eastern side for a reason that many Nigerians refused to see. I am a researcher, a deep seeker, I have once been close to being an Atheist, but certain events in life made me realize that life is not just ordinary the way most humans of our time believe. There is spirituality. Yes science is real, but science have failed to prove certain life events of which I will find time to compile for you when next I write you.


I know you are from the Igbo tribe in Nigeria, I am not writing all these to massage your ego, agreed Igbos have their shortcomings just like every other group of humans. In Europe, we have our differences, we have our shortcomings and that was why the first and second world wars were fought and as you can see today, Europe is made up of so many small countries that are not up to 10million. Just as you guys have what you call tribes, we also have that in Europe. Greeks are different from Italians, Norwegians are different from Finnish people. And we realized our differences on time and accepted those differences and structured Europe in such manner.


Until Nigeria gets it right, the black race will never get it right and will never take the center stage in global affairs.


I read about a newly introduced tax law in Nigeria and I felt pity for Nigerians. Nigeria is not ripe for such a law to begin with. The incumbent leadership in Nigeria is trying to copy European tax system, that is wrong, we Europeans don't even fancy the tax system even though it provides a lot of benefits for us. Nigeria have enormous crude oil, why can't the government focus on maximizing that and utilizing it faithfully to built structures and put systems in place, uplift people from extreme poverty, solve the insecurity problems before advancing to this level of tax system? It will only slow down Nigeria's possibility of coming out of the woods.


I have to go now. You guys need to intensify your efforts to elect a more credible and transparent leader in your upcoming election, the world is silently observing Nigeria. The European governments don't want you guys to get it right but many Europeans individually feel pity for Nigerians and wish you guys well, you guys have the potential to become a great nation, those of you in diaspora should work together to sensitive others. Global population is exploding, western country governments will tighten their borders more in the coming years to preserve the dwindling opportunities for their citizens, this will affect black Africans a lot if their governments don't sit up. Wishing you and Nigerians peace and love, gracias.

Don't waste your time defending anything some deluded individuals who could not read but already had a premeditated response from biased mindset yap.
What the Caucasian said is nothing but the truth but it's amazing that those he is trying to help are too bigotry to reason, blind to see and bigoted to fault that they hate the sound of the massage.

I read whole massage and there's nothing surprising here, it is what we see on daily bases so no biggy.

In working democracies performance speaks for parties/candidates during reelections but under tifnubu regime pen and eraser does the work, bobo Chicago is na street that does not believe in due process. everything is on new lows, his performance is audio aka propaganda. his interest is power not people proper agbero mentality.
wetin concern agbero with overload