This is what is trending on nairaland now. I will be back with the celebrity I look like, the searching start now

raf2angel:
I don't see how mere seeing of ladies' armpits will cause me erection as a full grown up man. Pls fellows is it ok?

is not okay @ all I don't even think you are normal, you need to visit Psychiatric hospital asap!

I hear that bathing with rice water can help, I though I don't know how true is this.

I hear that bathing with rice water can help, I don't know how true is this though

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Messi all the way

sugarcoatted:

I'm here

More, I'm yet to see IITA I know

I think is because some lecturer scared student, especially the chartered

This pix got me laughing.

meetmonde:
I received a message asking me to attach my CV today.. I replied to the message... seems the first application I did was nt aving an attached cv..

ok, did you attached a cover letter

Has anyone received the call?

Good of her

I see you doing the same

ZeeBab:
This is the text my wife sent to her ex;

Hey, seeing u 2day gave me immeasurable joy. I was overwelmed with emotions n I fought tears as soon as I set my eyes on u. What really happened dt we cudnt fix? Am very happy in my marriage n am sure u r happy in urs too. Yet, I really can't 4get d genuine love u had for me.That love dt made u keep ur hands off me. Am very proud of u my Special sweetheart. Dts y i simply can't 4get u. U r indeed special to me.

and your wife report herself to you?

neutrotoba:


Don't be so uptight, share in the humour

that's exactly what I'm doing

somez:
See,, am becoming confused here. You said yesterday was 2015, today 2016 , so is tomorrow 2017?

is wednesday 2014?

I will beat the hell out of him

wasiuom:
ANAN professional Accountancy (qualification) examination holds in Jos alone in Nigeria. For example, if I want to become ANAN member, I must travel down to jos irrespective of where I reside in Nigeria. Considering the risks attached (Boko boys, road crisis and the likes).. I humbly appeal to ANAN management and concern Nigerians to please decentralize this noble professional centres across the country..ANAN is our natural heritage that we wish to tap. If we have College of Accountancy centres (That issues ANAN certificate) in, say, Ilorin, Abuja and or Lagos- Accountancy graduates will easily tap and access this profession and Nigeria will have more chartered accountant!
If I have my way to publish this info on Punch, the nation and other newspaper for people to read, I believe my request will have a reasonable response ASAP!

then go for ICAN instead of Association of National Accountants of Nig. (Anan)

Davidsylva:
nice dog,is that you?

since when did dog start uploading pix?

Ile n jeyan

it was because of last year election that batch A was mobilised in may.

welcome 2016

congratulations

ashewoboy:


what is "elewure" in english?

goat owner

The storm is over

kilokeys:


The award for the sickest Nlander goes to you..

Are u kidding me?.. Werin consign ur brother and ur business?

E no just join.. Bedwetting, floor, phone, play, younger brother, mensis..

Babe
. What are u smoking..?

she dey smoke cheat

Elewure bus stop

vizkiz:
I never had an F during my undergrads. But I really think having an F is better than E because you get another chance to make good grades in that same course.

what if is spilled over, Won't you appreciate E then?

Valmesk:
you can give it a try,during the phone interview,you can explain better,they only need graduates of HND and B.Sc for the temporary job.

ok, thanks.

Valmesk:
You can use any of this:"The Hiring Manager,The Human Resource Manager or The Recruiting Manager",its more appealing than "to whom it may concern"

I'm talking about myself our final result is not yet out