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Coluka the village skunk, will post the pic of my Dad and Mum with me by their side when my father was celebrating his 70th birthday few years ago at his club in Lagos Island if only you can post the pics of the poverty heads that gave birth to you. Is that a deal ?.

coluka:
Lol, look at the racist clown insulting himself, your parents are Nigerian ain't they? You think insulting Nigeria affects me in anyway? What a dumbass!!! You have a job? I have now heard everything on this forum. This jobless chicken-shit that spends all his days on nairaland says he has a job . You that attacks anyone who takes a break from nairaland and while boasting of your unlimited data? You have a job? You that depended on your parents until they disowned you at fifty years of age, you have a job? You that can't even meet your simple needs as a human being? Please what job is this that allows you to have all day to be an obnoxious fool on nairaland? In your dreams dolt!! That's the only place you have a job, in your fücking dreams!!

My folks are 1.000 times better than the villagers that gave birth to you. They live very comfortable life in the Island and they will be in Chicago as soon as the Airport opens up for their summer holiday unlike the hungry villagers that gave birth to you in the jungle.

coluka:
What stinks? Oh my God, the walking corpse has dropped another stinking post on the forum, can you please take your decrepit scarecrow of a body back to the plantation of the living dead where your fellow zombies can endure the horrible stench of your carcass? Stop polluting this forum with your obnoxiousness.

You need mental help and you can't afford it in a country where health care is suspect at best. Yours truly is covered by Blue Cross Blue Shield Illinois and in my neck of the wood, that's what we call Cadillac Healthcare courtesy of my job. Your kind die of malaria and typhoid in a country where average lifespan is 53 for male and 54 for female. Poverty makes yours worse too. Any bout of malaria can send you beyond and take you out of your misery.

Kopfschmerzens:
Look at this brain fart trying to chat shit, you brain dead low lifer. If you have anything left in that empty head of yours, how's plantation negro even an insult. You illiterate house nigger licking massa ass is what's a disgrace.

Since you lack self awareness, i'm not surprise with your garbage bucket common sense. You come across as the world poster boy of imbeciles, if everything us equal, you have totally cross all known spectrum of autism.

I told you village skunk is brain dead. He throws out words that he doesn't know the meaning because he wants his fellow pig lovers to give him likes. Thanks God these skunks are in Nigeria not here with us. How long these poverty cursed foools will last in Baltimore, Chicago or New York ?. That lunacy will send them to their maker. They have the right to spread their ignorance because of their cheap Made in China and N200 data. Most of them are going to die in penury they were born in.

kokaneprodigy:
where did I ever mention being in Canada?.
Stepping on a plane now counts as an achievement
This inferiority complex is even deeper than I thought, way deeper than Mariana Trench

Typical Betnaija guy mouthing off. I am not even sure you have a job. Your buddy Trapping was called out for his lies and scams and he never show his face here again. You lots are into all kind of shady deals especially in a country where an average citizen earns less than $1.50 a day. That's not me that's UNESCO, you can Google it since you guys pull all kind of stuff to worship the fat racist pig Trump.

You see these hungry skunks in Nigeria you will feel sorry for them. They are walking like Zombies looking for a used shirt and pants to buy but they will come on Nairaland and try to project what they will never be in 100 years.

kokaneprodigy:
On a forum where you can claim to be anything you chose to be the resident fool.

You are the poverty and misery incarnate. At least i can show my face you idiotic liar. Mr i have been to US, Canada and Britain. Worthless liar. No one in your lineage can get on an aircraft.

Kopfschmerzens:
No truer word my good man.

I am so use to Nigeria, a country where an average citizen earns less that$1.50 a day according to UNESCO but you will see these cursed poverty heads forming big man on Nairaland. Of you are these guys in real life, you will feel sorry for them. Hungry 3rd world cave hunters

kokaneprodigy:
I can’t play a teacher role in your life. Liberals don’t take corrections.

Hint: Work on your tenses next time

Another 3rd world skunk. The best in your family can't carry my jockstrap. Your partner Trapping was called out trying to scam me and i bet you are one of those hungry scammers too. Go play your Betnaija and up your game.

Kopfschmerzens:
STFU plonker!!! Comparing Chicago to that brutish enclave you live. Delusion of grandeur is surely hereditary in your family tree of hewers of wood and drawers of water.

If you keep up with this America obsession, you will end up like your useless garbage scavenging father.

That Coluka guy is on a full blown lunacy brought by hunger and misery. That piece of human crap can't travel outside of his cave talk less of living in a civilized world where we don't have power outages and drink dirty Satchet water. That's why the poverty cursed foool is wetting his mouth. That guy will be a perpetual failure in life and i am being generous to him

coluka:
Sorry Baboon, I was speaking English not Baboonese so I know it may sound like junk to you. Just get one of your educated fellow baboons to translate the post from English to Baboonese for your reading pleasure and it will all make perfect sense. Don't forget to use the appropriate glasses to assist your glaucoma afflicted eyes.

Jungle Bunny, you inherited the poverty from your lineage from the dusty village you came from. No wonder your life is a big pile of mess like your progenitors who you inherited the curse of poverty and misery from.

coluka:
Dunce, you couldn't even see that I was just sarcastically making mockery of your pathetic self. Who always makes that kind of comment on nairaland? Of course it's you, the one and only Mr. Dumber, The unmitigated disaster that calls himself abbeybailey . Hope you won that garbage bin though? Otherwise, I'll go start writing your funeral dirge because you're either dying of hunger tonight or gunshot wounds for trying to steal a slice of bread. I warned you of the visions didn't I? Consider yourself warned lucasbaboon!! Hope you won that garbage bin?

Making fun of your charred brain when your hands get caught in the cookie jar. A poverty stricken foool who wants to inject me with his portion of misery. I will buy all of you and your lineage without missing a beat. Born poor and surely will die poor Coluka.

coluka:
For the umpteenth time baboon, I don't post my pics for the amusement of baboons like you. If you have any friendly humans you know, beg them to ask me and I'll gladly oblige them. And I don't want to see your scary carcass pics either, I don't want to suffer nightmares for the next one week because I made the mistake of looking at your horrifying and monstrous image

The skunk is just babbling junk all day. Like I said, the misery and poverty that is afflicting you is not from me. You will be like that all the days of your life because it's a family heritage from the cave you came from. When you are misplacing your priorities in life, it's not surprising that poverty and misery will be your twin.

coluka:
Why are you trying to impute your well described characteristics to me then? You are hungry, you are kwashiorkor itself, you are a poverty stricken and miserable nitwit. All these are your well established characteristics so I am not and will never be like you. Please go stew in your stupidity and wretchedness, you're an incurable nut job.

Post your pic and i promise I will post mine and let's see who is suffering from malnourishement. A foool that doesn't know what balanced diet is.

coluka:
Where is the pathetic lucasbaboon? Has your N200 unlimited data finished . Abbeybailey, the irredeemable baboon, have you gone to hawk gala to make a little change for data? Or have you gone to scavenge for your evening meal? I am sure that right now you're engaged in a bloody fight to the death with another street urchin over the contents of a garbage bin . Make sure you win that battle, You know you won't find anyone to rob of a few cents today, everyone is sheltered in place over the coronavirus epidemic. And don't go breaking into people's homes because I am already having horrific visions of your bullet riddled body discarded like a piece of trash on a dunghill just because you went to steal a slice of bread. Please don't let these visions come true. Make sure you win that garbage bin from your rival

Sorry skunk, we don't use Naira where I reside. Don't put your poverty cursed life on me. Find another thing to say. Any rational and sane being know we spend $ in US but a brain damaged village rat won't know that.

coluka:
Crapzoid!! I can never be like you in real life. I'd rather be like an inanimate object than be a hopeless loser like you. Who wants to be remembered as the vile, despicable, maniacal and barbarous lucasbaboon? God forbid!!

You will never be like me because I am not hungry and i do not look like kwashiokor incarnate. Your life of poverty and misery is on full scale and you enjoy it in your unlit cave.

kokaneprodigy:
When will you learn to construct proper grammar? So much for Trump’s voters are illiterates.

Brainfart, tell one thing that's wrong in what I posted. Hunger makes you feel important while you scums can't show your real identity. A foool that's hyperventilating over a typo. Sewage chump.

kokaneprodigy:
Dude you are desperate for attention.

You are here talking jive 24/7 even God rested on the 7th day.

You just want to be allowed to sit your lazy ass at home, collect free money in relief from the government while constituting a nuisance on the Internet.

No wonder you hate Trump.

Trump is opening the economy, go and work no more free money.

Another loser from the dusty cave. You will soon ran out of data soon. Keep your lunacy up. FYI, Majority of Americans loathes Trump.

coluka:
Your gala hawking jibes have become stale, can't you come up with something new? Do you need help clearing the cobwebs that have clogged your brain and prevented you from thinking? Come on lucasbaboon, I am just warming up and you are already boring me with your repetitious nonsense. Gee up asshole, put that brain of yours to use and come up with something new.

That's what you are in real life and no wonder you can't show your weather beaten face.

coluka:
Perfect description of scatterbrain loony. Wretched at birth, hopeless in life and inevitably miserable in death.

That fits you to a tee faceless cave rat.

coluka:
Lol, I don't want to an Americana, I am very much blessed and content with my life. What has your being American done for you? You lament and complain about your life more than anyone on this forum, you're one of the most stupid on the forum, the most ignorant on the forum, the most cowardly on the forum and generally the most mannerless pig on the forum so I don't know why I would be tempted to try to be any thing like you seeing that I am better off than you in every facet of life

A loser in all ramifications of life. Like I said, the fumes and dust in the dusty environment you hawk your gala is not good for your mental health and Unfortunately, you are too poor to get the needed psychiatric help.

coluka:
Lol, I don't want to an Americana, I am very much blessed and content with my life. What has your being American done for you? You lament and complain about your life more than anyone on this forum, you're one of the most stupid on the forum, the most ignorant on the forum, the most cowardly on the forum and generally the most mannerless pig on the forum so I don't know why I would be tempted to try to be any thing like you seeing that I am better off than you in every facet of life

Perfect description of a village rat that was born in poverty that he inherited from his lineage.

coluka:
Any rational human being will know to do the exact opposite of what an asinine screwball like you says. Worry about your horrible life and inevitably terrible end, I am in good shape both physically, mentally and financially. Can't say the same for a hapless douchebag like you that is heading speedily to pitiful end.

A truly gala hawking scumbag fronting on nairaland faceless. All your earthly possessions if sold is not worth $1.500 and that's me being generous to you. A house Cat feeling like a Tiger. Today is your day off from hawking your smelly gala and the little money you make from inhaling fumes and dust you are spending to buy Data to make you feel like someone of value. Poor cave rat.

coluka:
Is basura the only Spanish word you know? Here, let me help you with some that perfectly describes you. Idiota, estúpido, hijo de puta, pendejo, bastardo. Yes lucasbaboon, all those perfectly describe you. At least you can pick new Spanish words from among them and stop repeating basura like a broken record.

Poverty inbred, that's the one that applies to the garbage you spout here daily about a country you know nothing about. A worthless Americanna wannabe that lives and breathes America while sleeping in a sewage filled one room apartment and waking up the same way with hunger biting his stomach. Born in poverty probably will die in poverty.

coluka:
Shut up and go scavenge the garbage bins for your evening meal. A skeletal cretins looking like a character from a horror movie with skin barely hanging on his bony frame is talking of $1000. Have you ever had a $100 dollar bill of your own in your miserable life?

Any rational being will know you are just a sicko. You are going to give yourself a BP and unfortunaly for you, you don't have a financial wherewithal to get a good health care in a good hospital in nigeria. You go to to General Hospital or one of those private hospitals, you will die like a sewage rat that you are.

coluka:
How can anything I say make sense to you? You're a maniacal nincompoop!! You can't understand anything written in simple English. If I write jargons now, it will make prefect sense to you because you are a nutcase!!

A 3rd world vacuous piece of human Basura. Keep spouting your garbage out. It's senseless and you are just putting out garbage as usual. I am doing what I am doing to you to make your hunger more painful because I know the little money you spend buying data will affect your feeding for few days.

coluka:
Nah lucasbaboon, I only call you the names you deserve. You are every bit distateful, reprehensible, no good, deadbeat failure in life I said you are and you know it is true.

Will feed everyone in your lineage for months and i won't miss a beat. A $1.000 goes a long way for a church rat like you and your family.

coluka:
Yes, she was feeding your pathetic ass until she got tired of feeding a 60 year old worthless fool that doesn't want to be useful to himself and society so she kicked your loser ass out. The bread lines are for you know, that's the reason why you've been such a relentless advocate for socialism, it guarantees you the presence of bread lines in America in the nearest. You know if left on you own in the capitalist economy that only reward the smartest and the hardworking, a dumb, lazy snail like you will never make it. Foolish crackpot!! Go and scavenge for your evening meal before your fellow plantation niggers finish raiding all the garbage bins in your vicinity and you go hungry for the night.

I hope your family get a cure for your mental illness. Unfortunately there's no good pyschiatric hospital in the cave you dwell from . The junks you post makes no sense. You are just rambling like a typical hunger beaten cave rat that you are. About scavenging for food, you should know that from the village you were brought up. Like I said, my Rotweiller and Great Dane feeds better than you and that's not something that makes me happy but at the same Time, I am not the architect of your misfortune in life.

Okrika boy is gone again. Time to go hustle for another N200 to buy Data, Coluka the hungry cave rat.

coluka:
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Why is this antiquated relic of ancestral baboons desperate for my pics . I have already told you that I don't post my pics for the amusement of deranged apes. I'll only post it when a real human being asks for it. Lucasbaboon!! You're a deranged baboon so you are not qualified to ask.

Just like the worthless Trump you worship, you call people the names that applies to you. A very handsome Coluka that can't show the multi colored yellow eyed face with pimples and brown tooth. A guy that oozes out poverty like trees releasing oxygen in the forest. I told you I am way above you in all the measuring scales of life.

coluka:
Not only oak park, you're living in the white house . A miserable psycho that has been prowling the streets of Chicago in tattered rags looking for who to rob of a cent a two to satisfy his pervasive hunger everyday since his long-suffering ex-wife kicked his stinking lazy ass out into the streets. Pitiful schizoid that has never made a single cent from genuine labour. Being a leech on your parents resources till they disowned you at fifty then shifting your leeching to your wife's purse until she got rid of your rotten ass is not an achievement. That's why you have become the hunger ravaged roving bedlamite you have turned into. Get a life old clown!!

Mental dwarf, get your story right. My wife was feeding me before what was you said in one of your useless epistle and now my ex wife. You are truly a sicko. That's the effects of mosquitoes bite that gives you malaria that you can't treat. You are just rambling spouting garbage as usual. Will send you to the bread line begging for food poor boy.

Coluka the poverty inbred, you are out of data again as usual. I told you I am not in the same league with you. Will send you to the poor house where you belong. I know you are paying for your gibberish now because your feed money has all gone in buying data to match up with my unlimited data.