₦airaland Forum

A boss said to his secretary I want to have xx with you I will make it
very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to
pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her
boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it
but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even
have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour
goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what
happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking
and he is still.....

HIV: Hello! Who is this?
Ebola: Your little sister Ebola!.
HIV: Where are u?.
Ebola: I'm in Africa.
HIV: How is the bizness?.
Ebola: I'm doing my job very well compared to u. You have been here
for last 30yrs and u did little. I moved in Africa for last 30 months. And l
am now the TALK of the whole continent.
HIV: I do my work slowly but sure.
Ebola: Where are u now?
HIV:I'm in +211 currently.
Ebola: I wanted to come there via +254,+256 and then to +211 but l
don't have transport.
HIV: Pliz sister don't bother to come .These people have enough
problems already.
Ebola: I won't come bcoz the population there is low. Who is there with
u?
HIV: With my friends Malaria and Typhoid. Right now I'm in
Lounges, Hotels, Clubs, Inn and Bars waiting for thoz men who leaves
their wives at home to look for me, and youth who can't live without
sex!